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[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Knicks owner James Dolan says the Knicks won’t raise the NBA Cup banner because they plan to raise a championship banner instead.

"We are going to raise the banner. We’re going to raise the NBA championship banner. That’s what we’re going to raise."

(Via @SbondyNBA )

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Elmo teach me not to eat trophy. Me teach Elmo to pick a team. 💙🧡

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Sarah McCrory @sarahhmccrory]

This man is built for NY, he literally looks like he took LIRR in with his friends

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

You’re a victim

[Triple Hausen’s Thoughts 💭 @TripleHHHPaulL]

The Undertaker went 21-0 at WrestleMania and he was dead.

[Hunter the BeerKid™ @theBeerkid69]

It’s even crazier now that ohtani’s case was open & shut in like 48hrs when it involved tens of millions of dollars, illegal bookies, & dozens of 6-figure wire transfers, while they’ve been investigating Ortiz for 2 months over 2 pitches & now they’re chasing down his teammates.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Angel Reese calls for an iso and hits the defender with the hesi-cross 🤯

SHE IN HER BAG

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Tell him Bron still doing it

[Diante Lee @DianteLeeFB]

Check engine light is coming on by MLK day

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

MALIK BEASLEY’S LAST PLAY IN DETROIT😭�

[YT: Kofie @Kofie]

Thanks for circling him I was having trouble picking him out

[JW @JWepp]

BBLs and Glocks

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Game 1 of the Pacers–Thunder NBA Finals averaged a 4.7 rating and 8.91 million viewers on ABC, making it the lowest-rated and least-watched Finals opener since Nielsen tracking began in 1988—excluding the COVID-impacted 2020 and 2021 series, per @paulsen_smw

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man with this sh*t so ACCURATE lmao

“Tyrese Haliburton plays like Steve Urkel when he was dominating that episode of Family Matters”

😭😭😭

[sweet lu @LuillenGuis]

Bro got two born & raised LA baddies at the Garden cheering for the Knicks he really is the Lisan Al Gaib