z snydes

strong opinions about weak topics

[David Ubben @davidubben]

Thinking about trying to explain to a non-college football fan why a 90-year-old man putting a mascot head on put a giant lump in my throat.

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

unearthing my twitter account to retweet this. For may it be 2000 more. Go Blue

[Michigan Clock 〽️ @MichiganClock]

Ohio State has not beaten Michigan in football for 2,000 days. #GoBlue #Michigan #BeatOhio

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

My thoughts on the big event happening today

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

this is an evergreen tweet. 2020s canon

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval

[Jack (not a burner) @_jackmcpherson]

Titan Up

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

I would move to Fansville if I could

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

is today the biggest day of the year for the melatonin in our medicine cabinets? people are asking

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

👀

[Trevor McCue @trevormccue]

Michigan up to #11 in KenPom.

[Intent To Deceive @nezzy21]

I bet they haven’t watched it more than I have

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

am i a bad person if I send my $50 charitable giving credit that my company gives me to Michigan's NIL collective

[parker fleming @statsowar]

Need a new chart for "Did We Get Beat So Bad The State Legislature Brought Up a New Law Trying to Prevent Us from Further Embarrassment but In the Process Actually Embarrassed Us Further Themselves?"

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

corporate life is so funny lol I told the same joke in three consecutive meetings with different attendees and it fucking killed every time

[Terrence ✨️ @KingTerrbear]

I've watched this a very unhealthy amount of times.

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

play this at my wake

[Richard (NOT Down Bad Right Now) @umichwolverine1]

Michigan enters The Horseshoe to “The Beast” from Sicario. Cinematic 🔥〽️

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

FEED ME MORE HAHAHA WHAT A WEEK GO BLUE

[Brandon Koretz @BrandonKoretz]

Dusty May took over the worst Michigan basketball team of all-time and already has back-to-back ranked wins away from Ann Arbor with 11 new players.

Picking up your first Big Ten win at the Kohl Center against the No. 11 team in the nation is absurd.

Dusty is a big-time coach.

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

art

[Richard (NOT Down Bad Right Now) @umichwolverine1]

Michigan enters The Horseshoe to “The Beast” from Sicario. Cinematic 🔥〽️

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

a lot of dystopian facets of life these days but seeing an ad for nicotine pouches alongside news about a second Trump term *in your office’s elevator* might top it all

[z snydes @zmsnyder]

feed me more

[Michigan Clock 〽️ @MichiganClock]

Ohio State has not beaten Michigan in football for 1828 days. #GoBlue #Michigan #BeatOhio

[Noah Neidlinger @candor_for_sale]

The sheer pain and embarrassment in the cracked voice of Jack Sawyer after the game is not not normally something I’d wish on my worst enemy, unless of course that enemy is Ohio State in which case yes please give me another year’s supply of that shit in pill form