Zach

I have a podcast @Heroicround ⚔️ 🏛️ 🎮 | Paid Media, Marketing, Performance, eComm.

[Zach @zmste]

Flight attendant: "You are sitting on the emergency exit, do you feel like you can open it in case of an emergency?"

Me: "Ma'am I could rip this plane in half *huge flex*"

So anyway I just lost an extra foot of legroom.

[Zach @zmste]

please god bring back the McRib

[Zach @zmste]

When I lost my 100 lbs it was in thanks to these Costco protein bars. After doing intermittent fasting for about 4 months I ate one of these and an energy drink on my drive to work. I would have manageable nausea from about 11-4pm then eating dinner. Amazing. Still love them.

[Eli @elkelk]

Yeah bro! That $5 mango lassi protein bar with all natural ingredients and grass fed beef isolate sounds sooo delicious.

Anyways I’ll be sticking with my $1.20 Costco sludge bars that are essentially a congealed protein shake . Have fun though

[Zach @zmste]

@BenBird53920553 I served during those dates and knew it before I left and would say about half my companions knew. Journal of Discourses was also pretty well know. It wasn’t taught but commonly passed by word of mouth.

[Zach @zmste]

Here is your choice Utah

A) fix a lake that is a natural disaster waiting and filled with poison

B) largest data center in the world for mass surveillance

*also you don’t have a choice

[Zach @zmste]

Older members of my church have complained about the lack of young families moving into the neighborhood. Many own 2-4 houses in the area. I always bring up how unaffordable it is to buy and they scoff as they rent them out or let them sit unsold. They don’t care.

[Ser Dalton @serdalton]

True story: placed an offer on a home last summer that was listed for 2.25X higher price from just 5 years ago with zero improvements made. Still we loved the home, and have a young family. Seemed worth pursuing

The market was stale - the relative cost of financing this home was 3.65X vs 2020 - and the home had the highest $/sq foot ask in over a year. Unsurprisingly it sat unsold for 30 days, at which point we bid a mere 10% under ask. Their counter? 0.6% reduction. Basically their version of "we don't negotiate with terrorists."

Told them LMAO SMD. The home sat unsold for another 90 days with zero meaningful reductions before owner pulled the listing

10 mounts later I discover it was sold off market to an LLC based in FL (a Boomer or investor no doubt) and boxed my family out of a good home. The search continues

Moral of the story: you don't hate this crop of home owners enough

[Zach @zmste]

@sainoji222 Goblin the Boston Terrier

[Zach @zmste]

How does Orem of all places get its own Zipruder film and grassy gnoll. This is terrible

[Zach @zmste]

So this was like assassin assassin.

[BNO News Live @BNODesk]

Utah police: "There is an ongoing investigation and manhunt for the shooter."

2 men arrested earlier today, George Zinn and Zachariah Qureshi, are NOT the shooter.

[Zach @zmste]

vault

[Nozz @NoahEpstein_]

Just leaked 110+ plug-and-play n8n templates that multiple industries are paying me $10K+ for.

Your weekend project: Pick any industry, copy-paste a workflow, start printing money.

The vault includes:
- Real estate lead machines (sold to 2 companies)
- Automotive inventory bots
- YouTube-to-TikTok content farms
- E-commerce customer journey automations
- SDR agents that close without you
- Healthcare patient follow-ups
- Legal document processors
- Social media engagement bots

From study agents (because fuck school) to manufacturing systems - every industry that prints money is covered.

The difference: These aren't broken templates with outdated nodes. They're battle-tested, profitable, and actually work in 2025.

Half sold for serious cash. Half are experiments that became goldmines. All are ready to deploy.

Follow, RT + Comment "vault" and I'll drop the entire collection before my accountant kills me for giving away the farm.

(Sorry to every consultant charging $10K for basic automations)

[Zach @zmste]

Anyone have a helicopter?

[Zach @zmste]

@wearetheselect ROADMAP

[@levelsio @levelsio]

What is Google? Like ChatGPT?

[Zach @zmste]

THANK YOU - this should have happened last May

[U.S. Embassy Haiti @USEmbassyHaiti]

"Le Département d'État a désigné les gangs violents qui déstabilisent Haïti comme des organisations terroristes étrangères. J'ai parlé hier avec mon homologue du @TheJusticeDept, qui annoncera bientôt d'importantes enquêtes sur ces activités. En résumé : si vous envoyez de l'argent et/ou des armes aux gangs haïtiens depuis les États-Unis, nous viendrons vous chercher. Nous ne permettrons pas que vous déstabilisiez Haïti depuis notre pays."
-Secrétaire d'État adjoint Christopher Landau

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"The State Department designated the violent gangs that are destabilizing Haiti as Foreign Terrorist Organizations. I spoke yesterday with my counterpart at @TheJusticeDept, which will soon be announcing major investigations into these activities. Bottom line: if you are sending money and/or weapons to the Haitian gangs from the US, we will be coming after you. We will not allow you to destabilize Haiti from our country." -Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau.

[Adam Bry @adampbry]

Hayward, CA

[Zach @zmste]

If you told me 2 years ago that I would have to be working with mercenaries to bring by kids home from Haiti because my own government refuses to help two innocent children I wouldn't have believe you...but here we are.

(take this tweet as parody)

[Kathleen Smith @KathleenSm50451]

it's been a year and still we are fighting, Please @realDonaldTrump @SecRubio help us!

[Zach @zmste]

Check out what is new from JobNimbus - THRU THE ROOF energy drink. After redefining how contractors crush their work with our CRM - we thought why stop there?? We are now coming for your cooler - get ready for hydration domination! https://t.co/Nye5tk5q8R

[Zach @zmste]

@ashvinmelwani I am dreading when they start auto pushing ai images

[Zach @zmste]

@iamshackelford Paused for 30 days as long as Mexico and Canada do what they said to defend the borders into the US.