Roger Kort

Programmer at @nervesoftware. Maker of @BurnstarGame. Son of a bitch.

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@TMobile @lyft Beats me, but that would be one tired #Lyft driver! #Thankiversary #Contest

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

Hey, who doesn't want a free phone? Probably the Amish, but I'm not sure who else #Thankiversary #contest https://t.co/GAAcQQuTgM

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Time to upgrade your gear! RT for a chance to win this brand new #LGG6 & #lgGPad from @LGUSAMobile.

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@TMobile @atomtickets Wonder Woman for me! Haven't been yet, I'd like to see a good DC movie for once =P #Thankiversary #AtomTickets #Contest

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@TMobile @Chipotle Not enough! All the 🥑 for everyone forever! #Thankiversary #Chipotle #Contest

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@TMobile @StubHub Send me to see my man @kendricklamar! #Thankiversary #StubHub #Contest

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@TMobile @redbox I'd climb everything and cook everything in Breath of the Wild! #Thankiversary #Redbox #Contest

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@TMobile @Shell_OnTheRoad A bunch! But I didn't get far in my jeep #GasGuzzler #Thankiversary #Shell

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@TMobile @VuduFans Favorite? How about happiest to not pay money for with ID4:The Resurgening #Thankiversary #Vudu #Contest

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

Can I be the millionth white guy to say how hot Chance's bars on Ultralight Beam are? Might still be my favorite part of TLOP

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

I'm not a music hipster, but I *do* sometimes search allmusic discography in an incognito window

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

second best thing to come from @SCOTUS decision: http://t.co/BSJPU4LkSB "The markings on that flag isn't arabic, it's dildos"

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@DrakeSpeedball @Squibbons Thanks! I can't listen to myself so I'll have to take your word for it!

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@BurnstarGame's mixtape is straight fire! https://t.co/KT4KmRMedn

[Burnstar @BurnstarGame]

Have you heard? There are almost 30 new tracks in the Burnstar content update! Here's a taste! #soundtrack
https://t.co/pVgsOYcwQZ

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

Just tried to pause a .gif

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just heard what may have been controlled detonation from http://t.co/3avmW0szqb ...crazy

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@Squibbons Looks like the VP is in town, probably doing burnouts in his sick trans-am

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@mstultz You check Degrassi?

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@hijinksensue Caine Wise Zandt

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@hijinksensue Johnny, but he was in skynyrd. Skynards is what Skywolfman has.

[Roger Kort @zmtroger]

@hijinksensue Making that same expression in the director's chair. You know the one.