Zainab Aslam

sup

[Zainab Aslam @znnbb11]

just wanna go to the Belle Époque period and be with my lover

[fatima 🇦🇷🇵🇹 @pmgrnate]

england locker room rn

[𝐏𝐚𝐯𝐥𝐨 𝐄𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐫 @Pavlo__Escobar]

Fuck sake theres more chance of Madeleine McCann coming home at this rate #ENGDRC

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when someone shows you a video thats not funny and over 2 minutes long

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

jet lag must be crazy

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Neet @neet_sol]

college really gives you so much opportunity. i moved out of my parents house at 18 and moved back in at 22

[Latest in Cosmos @latestincosmos]

Himalayas as seen from Space 🌍 🛰

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

when i’m spam applying to jobs on indeed and now i’m replacing gianpiero lambiase at oracle redbull racing in 2028

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job interviewer: “Do you have any questions about us?”

Yeah what is the company abt again

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

socialised with multiple people on both Saturday and Sunday

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

When people ask me how old I am, I show them this

[roman roy apologist @ro3ver]

asking for letter of recommendation is sooo embarrassing like just kill me instead please

[tori @dietcokestan]

celebrating owen hunt leaving grey’s anatomy even though i haven’t tuned in since the stone age

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

they can never make me hate you

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

Sometimes life gets so serious you can’t even check on your friends you just have to hope they’re fighting back against life too