there should be 2 active roster spots per team where it's just morale-boosting vets who chill in the dugout during games and never play. nevertheless these are loadbearing players. this is a very good idea
i was gonna say "i can't believe a stuffed dragon is going to save the blue jays" but at this point i can. of all the clownery and bullshit this team has gone through the first half of this season this is the least surprising thing to happen