☆Sis Eggy★

★ Ausi wa di plaas ★ 🐓 Poultry- 🥚 ★ 🐖 Piggery ★ 🌱 crops ★ Adventurous ⭐️ IG: zo_cooper

[Nompumelelo MK @MissLELOMK1]

Konje i once dated a guy that gave me full financial management of his finances. His app was in my phone and i had his cards. He asked that i only send him money for rent and food, then the rest should be saved and pay his loans . During my reign, guy was able to pay off his loans, start supporting his son and was able to build a 3 room apartment.
Did he not bring in a new girl into his newly built home before i could even sleep in that house 😂😭😭😭MEN!!!💀

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

People think they have options.

[kowkie_b 👸🏾 @Triciakoki]

They look so beautiful 😍

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

The way Ntate Seputla went for Lindiwe Dikana’s jugular in this monologue…😭🔥 Words turned into weapons. He went absolutely nuclear.
#RIPSeputlaSebogodi

[Tshenolo PI @TshenoloPi]

⚠️ URGENT: NEW KIDNAPPING SCAM IN SOUTH AFRICA - PLEASE SHARE ⚠️*

Ladies, please be careful in town, taxi ranks, malls, and parking lots. There’s a new method kidnappers are using:

*How the scam works:*
1. *The approach*: A man in a car stops next to you. He calls you by a name or says “Hey, get in the car! We’ve been looking for you.”
2. If you refuse and say you don’t know him, he immediately switches tactics.
He turns to people around and says loud enough for everyone to hear:
_“Don’t worry guys, she’s my wife. She has amnesia / she’s mentally ill. She gets confused like this. I just need to get her home.”_
3. *Why it works*: People don’t want to interfere in “family problems” or with someone who “has a mental illness.” So they look away. That’s exactly what he’s counting on. That’s how he gets you into the car. That’s the strategy

*IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU:*
- Do NOT get in the car for any reason.
- Be loud and specific*: Yell “*I DO NOT KNOW THIS MAN. THIS IS KIDNAPPING. PLEASE CALL THE POLICE AND HELP ME.*”
The word “KIDNAPPING” makes people react way faster than “I’m fine.”
- *Draw attention*: Drop your bags, sit on the ground, scream. Make it impossible for him to look normal.
- *Call for help*

*AS A MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC IF YOU SEE THIS HAPPENING:*
- Don’t assume it’s domestic. Don’t walk away, help the victim.

- Step in and ask the Scammer directly*: If they know the person they are trying to take, if they say yes, Ask the lady (victim) to whisper her name to you or the Lady(victim) to show you her ID…then Tell the scammer/kidnapper to tell you the name of that lady(victim) he’s trying to take.… if the scammer gets the name wrong it simply means he was trying to kidnap the lady….
- *Call 10111 or SAPS* right away and tell them you suspect a kidnapping.
- *Take details*: Car color, make, license plate, location, what the man looks like. Send to police and share to warn others.

Kidnappers are using our fear of “getting involved” and stigma around mental illness against us. Let’s not let it work.

*Please share this with your sisters, mothers, friends, coworkers, and WhatsApp groups.* One share could save a life.
Stay in groups where you can. Trust your gut. If something feels off, it probably is.

*Emergency numbers for Johannesburg:*
Tshenolopi: [phone]
SAPS: 10111 | Ambulance: 10177 | JMPD: 011 758 9650 | GBV Helpline: 0800 428 428

#SouthAfrica #KidnappingScam #WomensSafety #SAPS #StayAlert #TshenoloPI

[𝓡𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓲💋 @ohyessratii]

"Self introspection"
"Irregardless"
"Over exaggerate"
"6am in the morning"
"Hence why"

If you don't wanna speak just shut up hey?😭

[CHASE @Chase_Sithole]

Unrelated: Why did VW put that handbrake closer to the passenger side? Do they know how crazy women are?

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Maybe im wrong but you guys need to stop trying so hard to teach your boyfriends on how to love you, stop trying so hard to fix him. There's nothing wrong with him, he doesn't need to be fixed! Men know how to love! We know how to treat women right.

[𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀 @justmercy__]

The fact that sperm can survive inside a woman’s body for up to five days just waiting for an egg to drop so it can get you pregnant… men are actually evil. 😭

[Thendo Ralph @ThendoRalph]

Never ever financially depend on anyone.

[Carol B. 🇿🇦 @CarolBoitumelo1]

Check your SARS STATUS

*134*7277#

[Zingelwayo @Sphakajuju]

We sent you to win us the World Cup…and they yall decided ukushiya ingane phesheya 🥹 @BafanaBafana

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

My brother got married the first weekend of February. His xhosa side chick only found out yesterday😭

To make matters worse she walked past my mom’s house shouting “Basile kulomuzi”🤣🤣🤣✋🏿

[Tempy Pusha @Gert_LeNinja]

Why do you guys make women so uncomfortable in public spaces?

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

rich in life because I have a mom I can debrief with after any minor inconvenience

[Harlan Coben @HarlanCoben]

I feel seen.

[Gugulethu Mhlungu | Gogo Mpendulo @GugsM]

It’s a voter registration weekend. Please check and/or update your registration details. You can do it all online on https://t.co/52Nmc3dlXJ. Please ningenzi i-mistake.

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

You're supposed to use every unfair advantage you have. Looks, genetics, connections, dad's money, whatever.

There's nothing noble about choosing the hardest path just to feel like an underdog.

[Ole @omolemo_tsk]

My contribution to society is that I won’t have bridesmaids.

All my life, I’ve heard bridesmaids complain so I don’t want to put anyone through that.😭👍🏽

[Patience @officialtwinny]

Let’s not forget Sfiso who kept his child with his side a secret until death 💀💀

Don’t have a child with a married man!

#ThePolygamist