Zohair Ali

Rappers tryna be ballers and ballers tryna be rappers

[. @playboicurrryy]

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[que sera. @broztitute]

I'm really unc cause shit like this moves me idk⚰️

[nini @velvetropic]

does anyone remember that time when someone would send you “Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗.” and ur phone would just shut off?? what was that

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

Body so iconic you don't even need the face to recognize her

[h @ruinsunflower]

butter garlic naan

[Dictator Mbappe @xanathgum]

my biggest spongebob headcanon is that sandy is from houston n lived by the NASA space center and her cousin is THE buccee

[stinky girl @ratinhair]

Houston: “how long is your commute”

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

He said he’s from Suite Life but shit ain’t sweet

[maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate]

Just found out about recency bias, it's gotta be the best and most interesting kind of bias

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

The fact the odds of walking up to a random guy, and that dude have a gambling account is -110 is one of the funniest things about the simulation

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

This is actually the best way I’ve seen someone recycle an old tv

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

so funny when people say “it might rain.” that’s just always true. it always might rain

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i just read a post that said " life becomes so beautiful when you realise that one step backwards is also the part of the dance" holyyyy fuccckkkkk

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

You reap what you score. @KDTrey5

[Onaedo @0naed0]

I love when artists leave a lil bit of the beat at the end for me to freestyle on

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part