無頭老雞

It seems that perfection is attained not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

If you were waiting for the perfect day to drive around with all your windows open and playing reggaeton at top volume, this is it.

[Guido van Rossum @gvanrossum]

@tech_update0 @ethereum @solana Let web3 die in a flaming ball of fire.

[Stess The Emcee @StessTheEmcee]

April 12, 1973

Stevie Wonder and his band.

There’s a vocoder.

They are on Sesame Street.

It’s a bop.

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

@adrifrann Still stuck but floating? Today hasn't been a great day for boats.

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

. . . has anyone checked on the Ever Forward today?

[BN Your Mom @bnYourMom]

BREAKING: Officials say that even though Your Mom is taking on water and listing dramatically, she will not go down

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

https://t.co/J9HBZR3XKx

[@[email protected] @a2_4am]

What if W*rdle but it's 1978?

Untitled Word Game is a W*rdle clone for the 16K Apple ][.

Read & download: https://t.co/WF2cIYQ83c

Play: https://t.co/C50MEl48eR

Thanks to @a2_qkumba for everything.

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

Huge day for games on the Apple II platform

[deater @deater78]

I'm going to declare version 1.0 of the Apple II Lemmings proof-of-concept.

10 playable levels. Main missing thing is scrolling backgrounds, which I've decided might be barely possible but would require a major rewrite.

https://t.co/ZIbqCv3FRq

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

@unicornduke Nice shed! Anybody living under it, or are you legally forbidden from looking?

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

@unicornduke 👇

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

Multi-factor authentication.
• something you know
• something you have

[MachinePix @MachinePix]

19th century Gothic hobnail safe by Magaud de Charf.

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

@gnuconsulting I'm old enough to remember when caller ID cost extra

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

I know an unfortunate number of Gen Xers who answer the phone 'Yeah Boss' or 'Yellow,' which I can only assume are from some moldy sitcom

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Answering phone calls:

GenX: John speaking
Millennials: …hello?
GenZ: *posts TikTok about how phone is making a weird ringing noise*

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

If yooou believe it

[Variety @Variety]

Cannes Film Festival Predictions Include ‘Lightyear,’ New Films By David Lynch, David Cronenberg (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/OJR3IxXl1K

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

Stay hydrated!

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

i went to the doctor
i went to the fountain
that was pouring like an avalanche
coming down the mountain

[Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_]

📷@m444da

[無頭老雞 @zobar2]

@djdarkbeat @gnuconsulting I think you're being hyperbolic. This joke doesn't even approach being funny.