Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren

27 / aggressively bi / will never let you kill a moth / i love my pets

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

My 2021 reading challenge (a thread)

Feel free to follow for any recommendations (note: I am big on true crime, if that’s your thing)

[Jules Guiang @julesguiang]

Look! Some jeepney drivers who lost their jobs this pandemic are now creating these wonderful tables and cabinets. Head on to Maginhawa Business Community to order! Tulungan natin sila! :)

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

today @clevernamepun fixed his first doorknob

proud wifey

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

@angeladadidadi Lmao even my CHILD brother doesn’t go out to see his girlfriend

Her condo doesn’t allow guests so he picks her up and they have a date INSIDE the car

WHY ARE PEOPLE

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

@ubergrlie WILL UPDATE YOU

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

A burrito

Also, Maple gave birth

We are grandparents

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

meeko, all night: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

meeko, after every sleep-deprived person is finally awake: mama, i'm EXHAUSTED! good night! i'm so good! so quiet!

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

wrote this after allen v farrow

tw: sexual assault

thank you to the people who knew and supported me. thank you to those who were patient. thank you to everyone who believed me.

https://t.co/yTReob05sa

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

@_persephoney Will do my best to get a picture, I don’t want to disturb the little one in the pouch!! But you can bet your ass ima document it so hard

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

@aaangsss like... i'm always happy to help but not if all y'all wanna do is rant and waste my time :(((((((

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

i will never understand people who complain but do nothing to help themselves

am i just your dumpsite of a sounding board or do you want to fix your life

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

working to the spirit soundtrack means today @thequietstrum lives within me

[they call me callie 🦖 @chickennnnugget]

cows

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

@trishaobannon 10/10 will sing for you HAHAHAHA

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

@vegetationwitch I like da butt

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

Updated Alcazaren pet train: 🐶🐶🐶🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐱🐁🐁🦎🦎🐿🐿

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

fyi "no offense" and "no judgment" don't remove the offense and judgment from an offensive or judgmental statement....

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

Can Vincent Bugliosi’s Helter Skelter count as 3 books in my reading challenge cause damn

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

to xanax or not to xanax

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

@ramonimacaroni Fav of all time

[Zoë Padilla-Alcazaren @zobeebs]

messages from my 77yo grandmother:

Do you need menstrual cramps meds i.e. Midol, Pamprin?

Do you take day before period start? Wont stop cramps but could lessen pain.

Ahem...orgasms help too.

🥲