Harrison KC

It's never too late to get started.

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

@mrmcplad 👀

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

@TeamYouTube @YouTube @Google Or are my devices "outdated" which shouldn't matter either as previously stated: "memberships are 100% ad-free"
It shouldn't matter if I'm on the newest device or utilizing your API on a modified tamagotchi

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

Hey, @youtubemusic, if you're going to play ads in-between EVERY SONG then refund my money and I'll start using another service.

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

@TeamYouTube @YouTube They're also unique, super short ads -- 2 - 4 second long -- indicating to me this is intentional, not an error where full length ads are leaking into the Premium experience. Is @Google testing the waters and hoping we wouldn't notice/care "because they're so short" ???

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

Doctor: ready for that cast to come off?

Me: mhm

Doctor: Here we go! *grunting, prying at the cast with his fingers* ow. Yeah that’s not happening.

Me: it’s ok

Doctor: So you’ll come back in a week, and in the meantime…

Me: you’ll get stronger?

Doctor: I’ll get stronger 😌

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I first started drinking absinthe in a pretentious way, but now I just like it and I think that’s valid

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

@mrmcplad Being disheartened by the phrase is the point of the phrase. It should inspire one to help their neighbor, not themselves.

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

@mrmcplad It's supposed to be ironic, no person can lift themselves by their own clothing. That it morphed into an "inspirational quote" at all exposes a lack of critical thinking from the general populace.

https://t.co/hkhuCdpphD

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

If there is a hell, it's probably upstairs

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

It's kinda childish to celebrate becoming a country after you've become a world power, eh? Like we're symbolically shooting ordinance into the air as if England might try to take our land back...

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

@mrmcplad Haaa! Voters!?

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Hard Drive Apologizes to Elon Musk for Dunking on Him Too Hard

https://t.co/MiBvjl3jXb

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Entire U.S. Police Force Flees Country After Hearing Gunman Inside Nation https://t.co/zknaoDPclG

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

@mrmcplad You mean base 6

[howard @mistahowie]

Me: Hi friend :) *holding out mug* wanna Cup-o-Joes?

Friend: Sure, *takes mug* But isn’t it just Cup-o-Joe—what in the! there’s… a bunch of little men in here…

Me: yurp

Friend: They’re all named Joe?

Me: well, One of them goes by steven

Stefan: ᵘᵐᵐ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃˡˡʸ🧍‍♂️

[Harrison KC @zoczanuj]

@mrmcplad @hosander Manhattan can be loud

[William Wilkinson @willw]

A forgotten beta sequence for TAYNE has been unearthed