@elonmusk Why not hire me?
๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ I can spend the whole day in a beachside house room with anime, potato chips, and coffee.
โข I'm single, no girlfriend.
โข I can watch anime for hours and hours.
โข I can play games for hours and hours.
โข I'm human
โข I can cook water very well. ๐ฅบ
I'll become a playboy, but I won't marry a girl who has had multiple boyfriends or physical relationships in her past. Sorry my queen, you have no value in my eyes. ๐ซถโบ๏ธ
Hello, my future girlfriend, if you are not a virgin like me, then I can never marry you. Your love has no value for me. This does not mean you are a bad person, but you are not the one I want. ๐
Too much love always ends in betrayal. Love doesnโt really exist โ we humans just label our greed and desires as love so that people donโt blame us for our mistakes, greed, or characterless behavior. If true love ever existed, no one would have.
In the future, relationships are bound to collapse โ thatโs a fact and no one can stop it. Just try to keep your life secure, because only then will people understand the true value of loyalty, morality, and other virtues. ๐โโ๏ธ
Never marry a woman obsessed with a celebrity.If she worships a manโeven one she's never metโsheโs revealing where her true loyalty lies.A womanโs obsession shows who she truly admires.And love only grows from respect.If her respect is reserved for a celebrity, not for you. ๐ค