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The new Felicia. This is the secondary twitter handle to david_chipweber. This account is used when under the influence... ya dig?

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Goddamnit I want a cat so fucking badly

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So today, my snapchat made it to the campus story. If you were asked me how my day was, I'd tell you that was the highlight 🙃😂

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"Technically, all of our assholes I've been in your room. They're attached to me I can't get rid of it"

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"Less than a hundred years ago is yesterday" @SkallerSamantha @DylanBrunett @BenCultrara

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I'm gonna what I want @DylanBrunett @Because_Sean @50shadesofsasha

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"The ocean is a watery desert", like that's wild

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People who are really into Almonds really put me off @em_chipweber

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Sam: I have blueberries
Me: Where?
Sam: In my heart

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Ariana's album is better than Beyonce's. I'm not really that sorry @itschaboyjesse @DylanBrunett @NickGodzakMusic

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"Tori Kelly is my female celebrity crush. I'd do Tori Kelly even though I'm gay" @me

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Honestly me rn https://t.co/ezi7XZAEbf

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"It feels like me ears are individually turning on and off" @whatttt

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"Cause like, the table's over here and so are we" @DylanBrunett @_sawapark

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"I don't really know how to read" ~@sam

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"Can you smoke yourself sober?" ~@sam

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Six minus 13 is seven @lena

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"Rings of Saturn" @BenCultrara

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"Cashews are the next muffins"~ my roommate Lena

[jemmye from the challenge @maxmurphy63]

@zoe_chipweber #cuse #dukesucks

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@maxroni_Ncheese k