Zoë

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

I really need to start closing my tabs before bed bc in morning lecture everyone could see that I was halfway through shrek 2

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

I log onto twitter for the first time in weeks to see that THIS was in Ottawa what the actual fUCK

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

why aren’t text message/iMessage drafts a thing yet

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

why does wearing hoodies give me neck pain? Why am I 50 years old at 21?

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

😳 January 2019 - December 2019 😳

[vanille @alyssaaube]

IM HAPPY IM NOT ALONE IN THIS

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

my financial goal in life is to be able to shop at farmboy

[charlie @FAGINISM]

me leaving the club after i have a drunken mood swing and decide to go home without telling any of my friends

https://t.co/0cQnZ4ivLM

[KURT @kurtdaaaawg]

I zone tf out when I drive 😂 idk how I get places

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

someday before my 20s are over I wanna rock like SHORT short hair

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

wait... why have I never made grilled cheese on a bagel

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

I also sunburnt my EYElids from falling asleep at the top of a whole ass mountain hahha I was thriving

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

man I was so skinny in Bolivia

But I don’t miss the violent stomach pains

[j.d. durkin @jd_durkin]

“hey you’re bringing your briefcase today for your nationally televised impeachment hearing right?”

“no no i’ll be fine with this.”

[vanille @alyssaaube]

A very @KaceyMusgraves Christmas music & puppies, a good Monday 🐾❤️🎶

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

I am mildly afraid of Tik Tok

[malek @offlinemalek]

snapchat be like “4 years ago today you thought your makeup was good” LMAOO

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

people TRAIN FOR THAT SHIT

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

looool I just remembered when I did an allegedly “easy” trek up a mountain in Bolivia that turned out to be just 200m shy of Mount Kilimanjaro’s elevation

[Zoë @zoe_hw]

max is finally starting to release his music so soon and I’m SO EXCITED