Zoe Malcolm

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@WielandDeHoon Oh wow! You ok?

[Jason Mott @JasonMott]

“We die. That may be the meaning of life. But we do language. That may be the measure of our lives.”

—Toni Morrison

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@NigelSlater I almost welled up. It’s amazing that someone else has had - what I consider - my own singular experience of you and your work. But then again, of course... Yes, you are that much of a joy and a balm to the heart. Thank you! Happy cooking.

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@CapitalGamerDC

[Gwendoline Christie @lovegwendoline]

Audrina Hatton-Wright 🙌♥️

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@amazon @AmazonHelp AMZL US "said" they delivered a package that was never delivered. Who steals baby gifts from a registry? Then, when the expectant mother (who is on bed rest and has stayed home) calls to get some answers, Amazon hangs up on them. Shame on you!

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@lyft I left my phone in the car -- and I can't send a contact support message with "lost phone". I have to pick a bogus "subject". And it keeps asking me to use my phone to report the lost phone... what can I do?

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@BBCBreaking 2016 has nothing on 2017! Is this happening?!

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

When the morning rush has one line open for security at 5:30am and it takes an hour to catch your 6:30 flight. #nola #airportfail

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Truly, whom amongst us can forget Trump ordering the killing of bin Laden? Or Obama bragging about barging in on naked beauty contestants?

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@CapitalGamerDC I almost feel this sad. https://t.co/JA2aem9IgV

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I miss Comic-Con so much today I went to the DMV just to wait in line.

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@CapitalGamerDC https://t.co/xNi5fxjmCN

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@CapitalGamerDC @ocean_jon @AShannonMD In Japan... ok... I'll try fermented.

[Gabrielle Giffords @GabbyGiffords]

Mr. President, every day we are having a gun debate because every day 90 people in our country die from gun violence. Many of them are kids. https://t.co/Pv6z2ILKl1

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

'True strength': How Londoners have been keeping calm and carrying on after the terror attack
https://t.co/Thwdecp4fL

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

President Trump tells nature to go fuck itself while standing in a garden. https://t.co/2GTJ1ifgNU

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Very much enjoying the German press at the moment. "Earth to Trump..."

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

America needs to add this to our list of national holidays! https://t.co/1EBekYOqja

[Jamie Oliver @jamieoliver]

Its #NationalFishAndChipDay guys!!! Who's getting involved tonight?? I'll be using sustainable British Hake https://t.co/o7v82bloIe x x

[Zoe Malcolm @zoe_malcolm]

@jamieoliver Why not all of the above?! I seriously make sure I have all - or at least 2 - to round out a picnic or party. :)

[ACLU @ACLU]

We won in the 4th circuit court of appeals victory against President Trump's Muslim ban!

Here's ruling: https://t.co/Nb4Ufm11nT

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

A Manchester crowd spontaneously sings Don't Look Back in Anger following today's minute's silence