Zoe

country bumpkin

[Zoe @zoe_thomas_]

I just passed post Malone in the philly airport and if that isn't the best omen I've ever had idk what is

[Zoe @zoe_thomas_]

@LosFelizDaycare Happy birthday grimace 🫡 all I see are children supporting our country!

[Zoe @zoe_thomas_]

Never got the ick this quick

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Anna Merlan @annamerlan]

If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

jewish law requires an abortion if the fetus is threatening the mother’s life. “religious freedom” in america only ever applies to the white christian masses.

[Faithful Black Men Association @OfficialFBMA]

Bruh stuffed a 3.5 in a backwood and shot a campaign commercial. What a time we’re in 😂

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

scrooge really just had a dream so scary that he started to care about poor people

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

What We Do In The Shadows changed the face of the vampire genre forever with the simple proposal: what if they were fucking stupid?

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

lots of negativity regarding my article.

[living morganism 🌱 @ok_girlfriend]

who the FUCK said pspsps

[7. @hanlabdeli]

the beef of Mac Miller and Donald Trump : a thread

[Jasmine Olivares @JasManiacX]

UMaine be like "I know a spot" then takes you and your peers into crippling debt to give away bingo prizes you'll never win

[brett montana @justbrad]

Rip to the legend. We miss you

[The Information Pimp @BirdRespecter]

I have been working on a project. At roughly six o'clock tonight, every shithead nearby who bulk bought Nintendo Switches to scalp is going to be meeting at the same Arby's, hopefully they can game together

[Zoe @zoe_thomas_]

OKAY....controversial opinion here but....being racist, transphobic, anti-Semitic, and fatphobic....is not the look

[Zoe @zoe_thomas_]

@jacquiwiestt TY I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOUUUUU❤️

[Jacqui @jacquiwiestt]

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY GIRLY GAL! love and miss you so much! thank u for being there for me for so long :) i hope you can make the best of ur birthday despite the circumstances and i cant wait to see you soon!! @zoe_thomas_