Zoe McDecker

Gatherer

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

Just posting this everywhere, this one's for the Twitter fans who ain't seent it yet.

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

https://t.co/9DKlg95SZy

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

@thecavemommy He woke up and went for a car ride with Mom to a big fancy building! Only thing better would have been the dentist 😂

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

@thecavemommy It seems like they didn't give you a choice. Try to get some rest and deal with it as it comes tomorrow. You're right, stress is no good for you or your baby. You didn't everything you could do ahead of time.

As a fellow SAHM to a one year old and a newborn, I respect you.

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

Quick before he sees, should I give myself bangs while my husband is at work

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

My son: screaming and crying from his bedtime routine

His bedtime routine:

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

What I imagine is happening at the Facebook headquarters right now

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

@lucyrechsteiner I think they should use formal names too. At the very least, I've reached my limit of kids calling me by my first name. I didn't do that! It was always Ms., Mrs., or Mr. And my kids will be the same way.

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

What do you have to do to earn being called "Mrs. (Husband's last name)"? I forget that I'm Mrs. McDougall because no one has called me it

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

I do not know if or when I will be involved in musical theater again, but I do know I'll never feel fully finished with that part of my life until I have played Fiona in Shrek

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

My son

[☔ @Whotfismick]

absolutely no one

Me at 3am:

[cherry marie @cherry_maries]

friend from middle school messaged me and said idk if you even remember me.. babe i have literally never forgotten a girl I've ever called my friend. i miss you and love you forever

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

@greenapplegrove @allisonrdecker They don't salt the roads/parking lots up there so ice piles up and once things start to melt, it's exactly like this. Plus moose

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

I know Anchorage, AK when I see it

[TITAN @TheTitanofX]

Wouldnt wish these potholes on my worst enemy 😳

[Smash Baals @smashbaals]

God has been abundantly better than any of us ever deserved in 2023

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

A cassowary egg could be glow in the dark and covered in rhinestones, and I still think no one would mess with them

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

cassowary eggs are green, as they are a ground nesting bird, the green serves as camouflage amidst the surrounding vegetation in tropical forests

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

Looking to make some side cash, if anyone knows of a live nativity that needs a baby Jesus I will be renting out my newborn son

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

I want to be mysterious and not announce the birth of my child until a week later but also, the temptation to go live on Instagram is very much there

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

@allisonrdecker You didn't tell me you deleted it so you have like 500+ tiktoks from me sorry not sorry

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

How pregnant am I?

Currently holding back tears in a consignment shop because a soft and warm sweater is too expensive for me to buy

[Zoe McDecker @zoebelle01]

My baby registry: bottles, binkies, socks, biggie cheese tapestry