Zoë Bird

only appreciate those who appreciate you ✌🏼 👑

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Happy IWD from a fat, shattered and overwhelmed girly 🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Why does everyone feel the need to turn around on my drive just because I only have one car on my drive 😤 🖕🏼#haveabitofrespect

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

I’m a celeb Christmas number 1 🥳 #ImACeleb

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

@BBCSport any coverage of any of the weightlifting categories being shown anytime soon?! 🏋🏼‍♀️

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

I’ve still got no signal away from wifi!

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

@iD_Mobile_UK why has the signal suddenly gone shocking?! I’ve had no signal away from any wifi for 2 days!

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

@iD_Mobile_UK No software updates required, I’ll try resetting my mobile network settings, thanks Jim

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Why do the England players stare at the Spanish players when they have the ball 🤦🏼‍♀️ bloody tackle them! #ENGSPA

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Je n’aime pas shoulder bursitis 😭😤

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Christine Still needs to give @Bdownie a break, this commentary is awful from her! Becky smashed that routine, she was mm’s away from the bar, give her some bloody credit!!! #britishgymnastics #gymnasticseuropeanchampionships Proud of you @Bdownie 🤍

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Is Simon trying to get a stand in place for U2? #britainsgottalent #BGT

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

@WiganCouncil get the crater sized potholes sorted out! Leigh - outside Leopards Den Pub, all down the East Lancs, I ain’t paying more council tax for nout to be changed!! 😤

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Torvil and Dean should know better! Eddie skated on his own, spun and jumped… Amber got picked up, flung round and clung on for dear life! Eddie was robbed! 😔
#DancingOnIce

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Laryngitis is a bitch pass it on 🤒😤

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

When you’ve survived all year round not getting ill, and the week you’re finishing work for Christmas for a nice little extra week off you’re hit with the bastard lurgy.
I do not appreciate you germ spreaders at Christmas. 😠😥

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

How people can be arsed putting like 6 trees up in their house is beyond me, one is an absolute chore 🤣 #scrooge

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Farage needs to work on his motivational help here! 🤣 #mrmonotone @imacelebrity

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

Best delivery yet… @AmazonUK delivering my @grenadeofficial bars in my neighbours black bin🤮
…Not sure they were my delivery instructions 😠

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

So we do we not ‘tweet’ now, what do we do just ‘X’? 🤣🤔 …even though the button still says tweet 🤣

[Zoë Bird @zoebird_]

I’m not only have a car and a fan named after me, but now I am some nutritional glucose monitor 🤷🏼‍♀️