Zoe Roberts

Comedy writer taking being dumb super seriously - award-winning musicals, podcasts, animation. Part of @spitlip & @kill_beast

[Operation Mincemeat on Broadway @mincemeatbway]

Shining examples of what humans can be ✨

📸: Julieta Cervantes

#OperationMincemeat #Broadway #firstpreview
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[Operation Mincemeat on Broadway @mincemeatbway]

The Operation Mincemeat team are trying to focus on opening on Broadway but a very exciting new commission has changed everything... 

#broadwayshow #matrix #operationmincemeat

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

Sleeper agent ACTIVATED!!

[Operation Mincemeat @mincemeatlive]

On your marks get set! Reinforcements incoming… Extend a warm welcome to @madeIeinesmith as Jean Leslie & others 🎉

Stand by for details on deployment date!

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

@NatashaHodgson Don't worry, I've already changed your name, fingerprints and DNA. but this is the last time I swear to god

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

And posting stuff like this is WHY SHE'LL GET CAUGHT

[Natasha Hodgson @NatashaHodgson]

“Of course the characters are not based on ourselves” and then we have literally any conversation @ZoeBobRoberts

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

Have never felt or looked this bad-ass - cannot wait to be a disgusting sweaty IRL mess on actual honest to god BROADWAY 😭😭😭

[Operation Mincemeat on Broadway @mincemeatbway]

Huzzah! Originator of the role, the loquacious, Olivier-nominated Zoë Roberts has accepted your call to be Johnny Bevan & others on Broadway! 🫡 One of the award-winning writers behind the operation, this force of nature is headed your way!

📸:@MrMattCrockett
#OperationMincemeat

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

HOW D'YA LIKE THEM (BIG) APPLES?????? 🤗🤗🤗

[WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage]

Operation Mincemeat announces Broadway casting https://t.co/x6Hja1yJGF

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

Ok, Athens babyyyyyy - what to do? Where to go? What to see? (Old stuff? Is the answer old stuff? But which old stuff is worth it!) Going with a 70yr old so be sure to include raves, sex shows, extreme sports and live sacrifices please 🙏🏼

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

@NatashaHodgson Sorry? What? Omg by the way you should try the plunge pool here babe it's dreamy

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

Sorry, I was in the spa, did I miss something?.....

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

My face is saying Let's. Fucking. Go. My brain is saying Come back to me in four to six weeks when this has started to feel real. Thank you for your patience caller.

[SpitLip @spitlip]

Listen its the biggest news of our entire lives, we did a photoshoot, deal with it xoxo Operation Mincemeat is going to Broadway and its safe to say we've lost our little minds. Thank you to everyone who believes in and supports fringe theatre. We cannot believe how lucky we are

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

@KathyBolt1 I'd never tell

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

@larkofparis Truly horrific!

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

Genuine Hinge chat:
Him: love the pic of u in that red dress
Me: thx! Altho apparently I'm basic, cos a pic in a red dress is a dating profile cliché
Him: Oh really? Which cliché is that?
Me:..................
Excuse me while I walk into the sea in despair

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

If you're ever hanging out w a smartwatch guy and they keep annoyingly checking it for msgs, might I suggest 'BEEP BOOPing' your own bare wrist and saying 'come in Star Fleet, requesting holo-extraction from Cryoplurge 9'. They realllly love it. 😎

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

❤️

[CD @cd1047272]

What's happening?? Honestly I have no words... ⁦@GeriAllenActor⁩ ⁦@ZoeBobRoberts⁩

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

@mincemeatlive @Grace_Douetil It was a joy being on stage with the gang again, and shout outs to my gals Holly Sumpton - who was playing a diff role the night before - and @GeriAllenActor who nailed a last minute second cover - because as much as I asked, they refused to let me play Jean. Heroes all 💪🏼

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

Takes a village. Thank u to everyone at @mincemeatlive for getting me through 2 shows with all of 2 hrs of prep. Everyone's day got longer and harder and everyone was incredibly gracious about it. Special mention to @Grace_Douetil for remembering my track better than I did.

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

@ellietheking You and me both babe!

[Zoe Roberts @ZoeBobRoberts]

Well.........................🚨🚀