that one disney channel hoe

if you’re reading this, i probably just lost my phone 💫Do no harm, take no shit

[that one disney channel hoe @zoebugzz]

damn...get u a girl that can save u 15% or more on car insurance 🦎

[✨HungryBaldAshbamaOssoff✨ @AshariExpresses]

IJBOL not she looked for Mike Johnson in the closet I’m cryin😭

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

This aged like milk in the sun.

[DLC # resist @ASHAMBER4]

#BreakingNews About time now do the rest we all no he stole it.

[Mike Madrid @madrid_mike]

Keep sharing these cases on social media. There are dozens of them every day now.

[La Sirena @lexascending]

It’s extremely eye opening getting older and realizing a majority of the population is not smart. Like they’re really slow and it’s scary.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I want to applaud all the patriots who will be participating, as I will, in No King rallies across the country.

Americans believe in freedom, not authoritarianism.

In 1776 brave Americans took on and defeated the most powerful despot in the world. 

In 2025 we will do the same.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Today, these Governors sat in a committee room for over 6 hours listening to the dumbest GOP members of Congress attack them for standing up to Donald Trump.

RETWEET to thank Governors Walz, Pritzker, and Hochul for standing up for our democracy!

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Violent raids with no due process, snatching people off the streets, and kids being left at schools because their parents disappeared. I don’t know how any heart can’t be broken.

This is Trump’s America.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump now says he’s preparing an executive order to let undocumented farmworkers stay.

He didn’t change his values. He hit a wall.

Turns out when you deport the workforce, crops rot, businesses flinch, and red states revolt.

This didn’t happen by chance; it happened because you showed up.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

ACAB: Arrested for telling the cops to honor their oaths.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Recession.

WW3.

Riots in the streets.

Arresting political opponents.

Decline.

As it turns out, every accusation Trump made against Kamala was a confession.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨OUTRAGEOUS: Police just arrested an 80-year-old veteran protesting Trump’s parade at the Capitol after he “crossed a barrier.” Police were caught on tape holding his walker instead of letting him use it. He served this country. This is shameful.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump's parade is nothing more than a vulgar demonstration of just how weak he is.

It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin -- dictators around the world that are weak and desperate.

It's as small as it gets. But that's Donald Trump.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: The US Marines have detained a US citizen in Los Angeles. This is the first time in known US history that the marines have been used in this way to detain an American without the Insurrection Act being invoked.

The Posse Comitatus Act (1878) Prohibits the use of the U.S. military (Army and Air Force, and by extension Navy and Marines under DoD policy) to enforce domestic laws without explicit Congressional or constitutional authorization.

In other words, Trump is breaking the law once again.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

I don’t remember Marjorie Taylor Greene ever being forcibly removed and handcuffed after heckling during President Biden’s State of the Union, because…*checks notes* we were living in a democracy back then.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

BREAKING: The court just confirmed what we all know — the military belongs on the battlefield, not on our city streets.

This win is not just for California, but the nation.

It’s a check on a man whose authoritarian tendencies are increasing by the day.

End the illegal militarization of Los Angeles now, @realDonaldTrump.

History is watching.

[pris @pwiscila]

My 4 year old niece getting into my brother in law’s phone and attempting to book a $300 Beluga Whale interaction experience

[tori 🪩🥂🍒 @bensonscully]

me at the ripe age of 26 urban dictionarying a slang term i don’t know