Zoe🌻

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

I love saying ‘sorry I’m out of it today’ as if there has been a day in the past fucking five years I’ve been in it

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

a lot of yall weren’t there but i was

[Zoe🌻 @ZoeCalamaco]

@_adaptation_xo 😭😭😭🫶🏻

[Zoe🌻 @ZoeCalamaco]

having both my kids in my early twenties so i can be a hot mom in my thirties

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

How 60-65 years old is considered a retirement age and are unemployable due to a mental decline but they're still running the country.

[Cam⋆｡𖦹˚. is a daughter from hell @tehecamtehe]

Just found out you’re apparently only supposed to be getting 1-2 headaches a YEAR 😀 I get like 2-3 a MONTH 😀

[💡 @NourFarouk1]

grabbing dinner w ur friend is like omg these fries r epic. also I cried myself to sleep last night. Can u pass the ketchup. You won’t believe who’s crawled back into my DMs. Are are you down to try this new spot tom? I hate him. The weather was so nice today

[evelyn @prettygirll4l1]

i think my name is so pretty my parents kinda snapped

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

i’m ngl with the conversation of vapes I genuinely turn into a boomer bc like these kids don’t even have a chance man

[Zoe🌻 @ZoeCalamaco]

@_adaptation_xo NO FUCKING WAY😂😂😭😭 as you should

[Peace Obinani @the_happygirlie]

I'm a simple woman. If a movie/TV show is starting to stress me, I'll google the plot. 🤚🏾

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

responses to videos like this are how i know yall frequently fumble the bag in life, because if you were smart you’d rally behind anyone pushing for bigger airplane seats, you’d be claiming it’s a crime against humanity that the spacing is so small, but noooo yall can’t miss an opportunity to call somebody fat

[gabitha. @igabitha]

I’m amazed at how far I’ve come in terms of regulating my emotions when I’m feeling triggered and upset. Like wow. Good job me.

[burner account @dashofkitty]

if u feel like ur losing ur mind jus go to the gym 5days a week trust me

[latke @latkedelrey]

do you ever get a headache so bad that you kind of understand why people 6,000 years ago saw merit in the idea of drilling holes in their skulls