Zoe Clang

all photos taken with my ti-83 calculator

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Makes sense

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

I can’t believe I ever did that.

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

this trend of spiking your eyebrow hairs like this is hilarious and it seems like everyone is onboard?

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

jokes on me, i do this now

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

Tik tokers doing thrift hauls and it’s just like 12 button down shirts from the men’s section and a tiny ugly purse from Claire’s.

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

@hulu @hulu_support you need to fix your search function @secretliveshulu

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

doing the math to make sure I’m not up too late at 9pm to wake up at 7am

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

I thought I bought a protein shake, turns out it was just chocolate milk.

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

the girlies be like: Lunch lol

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

My dad irish exits every phone call. #nogoodbye

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

Can a clear boy and a pre check girl really be together?

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

Famous 24 year olds are really out here writing memoirs while they’re still in puberty.

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

Up at the quack of dawn.

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

the trend where it's cool to say, "i sobbed" after every @TheLastofUsTV episode

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

i can confidently say that I've never asked siri a question or used it to do anything on my phone. Are y'all out here using siri?

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

@veryharryhill I'm going to night 1 in AZ too and we are all wearing sequins, glitter, rhinestones, colorful cowboy boots!!!

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

In the eye of the cottage cheese resurgence, please know I have not forgotten any of you that teased me for loving it in the past.

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

You’re either the person who always makes the reservation for the group or the person who has never made a reservation in their life and there is no in-between

[Zoe Clang @zoeclang]

you ever just delete ALL your emails instead of reading them?