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are we mice or are we rats under the chefs hats of men? she/they

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Happy deep clean your apartment instead of working on your finals to all who celebrate

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Nothing like seeing "attach cover letter (required)" to make you want to kill yourself and never apply to another job ever

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Great line for a rap about spring/allergies: "yeah I got that drip, post-nasal"

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Just found out the French call the big dipper "le casserole" 🥺

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Should I get the Webkinz logo tattooed on my ass?

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HINT OF LIME TOSTITOS ARE THE INLY THING I CAN FATHOM EATING WHILE SICK BECAUSE THE LIME IS CITRUS WHICH IS VITAMIN C THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY INFO

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Horrible news, the elderly dog that used to hang out at my eye doctors office doesn't hang out here anymore 😭

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@mrstraderjoe Wormtimewormtimewormtime!!!

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Yes I have work to do, yes I'm sitting on the porch watching the birds in the backyard instead

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I achieved "how required really is that reading?" Way faster this semester than I ever have before

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If you listened to ceilings by Lizzy McAlpine the week before your period before you knew it was the week before your period, you might be entitled to financial compensation

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Sometimes I just be writing stream of consciousness style and all of a sudden I'm like "should this be in one of those tik tok poetry image rotations?"

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Love when men refer to their friends as "a buddy of mine" like no that's your bestie whom you love and adore....

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Cat, P.h.D a Dr. Dog cover band

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Happy snooping on the people tab of Canvas to all who celebrate

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Man texted me that he feels like he should text more, I agreed, it has been three hours and still radio silence, hoping he never responds again just for the irony

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Not me judging my friend's girlfriend who I've never met and only heard Good things about exclusively bc I found out she lives in sandy springs

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Wild what drinking an orange tea with honey will do for a truly awful day

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Vibes is too all encompassing word, this is my official petition to allow it for use in academic papers, I need it

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Local little brother gets black eye from skiing into tree, older sister still under investigation for involvement and blame

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Not only hot person my age in the airport, hot person SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE PLANE