zoe croucher

hi

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

Today is the day my hatred towards the UK (weather) has peaked 🙃

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

Southern rail couldn’t organise a blowjob in a brothel @SouthernRailUK

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

@SouthernRailUK you’re useless and I hate you.

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

Post nap Zoe is my favourite version of myself x

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

I physically can’t stay in one place too long 🌏

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

Liddddl spontaneous trip to Amsterdam booked. YH BBY

[Dylan @DylanBaer]

Please help, man needs his boat! 🙏🏻

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

@KTimlick @Beth_Poole3 Can’t wait to be reunited ❤️❤️❤️

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

@Beth_Poole3 You’re too far away 😩 you can take this position in August x

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

Looking for: friend available all hours, every day. Likes wine. Likes sharing. Likes dogs. Preferably drives (although not a necessity) x

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

and still well educated people continue to ride elephants... 🙄

[gabbie @gabbiejarvis]

nothing more disappointing than defending someone for so long for them to turn out to be exactly what everyone said they were 🤦🏼‍♀️

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

@eloiseevison9 @helsss_ the walk of shame from Orchard Street dress 😂😂😂

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

@eloiseevison9 ***orange dress*** 👀👀👀👀 x

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

@helsss_ To get us places to drink though 🧐 you would have fitted the description perfectly if you hadn’t abandoned me down here!!

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

@helsss_ *gym and swim on a day pass 🌝 lyf xxx

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

Now would be a good time for a sugar daddy 💸

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

@Beth_Poole3 I’ll send myself. Plz transfer some money to me x

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

@Beth_Poole3 I remember those times. I’d love to be doing that now though 😍😍😍 don’t talk the heat for granted xoxo

[zoe croucher @zoeecroucher]

The level of incompetence from @O2 customer service is unbelievable 📞