zoe

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

naturally occurring gregg’s steak bake

[The Traitors HQ @the_traitors_]

Ross Kemp: “I think Bella is a Traitor”

Richard E Grant: “I am a Traitor”

James Blunt: “I greased my nipples with butter”

#TheCelebrityTraitors

[Edith🌙 @im_living__dead]

James Acaster, welcome to the beloved lineup of “Accidentally Became Important At Work And It's Ruining My Life” people of 2026

#CelebrityTraitors

[leoni horton👻 @leonihorton94]

I’ve been thinking about James Acaster all morning. He’s like the nation’s son. I’ll be turning up to the bbc like a pissed off mum at the school gates if they send him home.

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

no offense to like 80% of you but I do genuinely think I’m a better person for having never placed a bet on sports

[sasha 🏳️‍⚧️ | prophet of vedrfolnir @dreamsequencxr]

I feel like when I say I'm anti-death penalty, ppl assume I don't think anyone deserves to die. This is false. There are absolutely ppl who deserve death. I simply don't think any government can be trusted with the right to kill.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

I have never once been interested to see what’s new with Chrome

[… @thiskimani]

“Your 9-5 is not permanent, it’s supposed to fund your dream”

Bro my 9-5 cannot fund my transport and rent conveniently, how is it supposed to fund my dream.

[Tammy Brown the BAP @scarytammyb]

I want all of my appliances to be as dumb as possible. Give me the physical knobs and buttons. I don’t want to connect anything to wifi.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

(flirting with fellow autist) Well the truth is, I’m attracted to you; I’d say yes if you asked me on a date and/or to kiss me or even hook up with me. However, I also remain platonically affectionate toward you, so I’d alternatively be satisfied with staying in the status quo.

[ada | fefw spoilers! | 🫀🥀 @pearlknit_]

Imagine how different the Six Duchies would be if polyamory was a thing there. Like the Chivalry-Patience-Burrich polycule could’ve saved so many lives.

[osama @0ba0sama]

SHES SO HAPPY OH MY GOD IM GONNA CRY

[feef @feefal_]

must feel fantastic to be a ceramic cup dipped in glaze… but the looming threat of exploding in the kiln would stress me out a bit, ngl

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

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🧡 May your autism be 🍂
sweet & full of whimsy
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[yatharth @golu_molu_bacha]

odysseus (me) arriving back in ithaca (my flat) after the odyssey (work) and seeing penelope (my pc)

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

It's officially the first day of

⠀ 🍂🧡🍂　　 🍂🧡🍂
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🍂 　　　　　　　 🍂　
🧡 AUTISM　　 🧡
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[katie @katefeetie]

you think you have a normal amount of stuff but then moving is like "you fool. you idiot. you absolute pile of ooze. you have so much fucking stuff."

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru

[toilet 🚽 @tenthousund]

raisins are especially impressive when u consider how wet grape are