Zoë

might be sad but at least I’m funny

[Zoë @zoefreww]

Feel like twitter is the wrong place for me I'm just here tryna be jokes while everyone else is posting indirect messages

[Zoë @zoefreww]

@Rylan what’s this then?

[Zoë @zoefreww]

Whats the deal with Asos deliveries being put in the bin?😑

[Matt Giteau 🇦🇺 @giteau_rugby]

If Eddie Jones gets sacked it would have to be the silliest thing they could do to the English rugby team. He plans & plans & plans years in advance for this competition. It’s the one competition that he has got consistently right time and time again. Big mistake imo 🤯🤷🏼‍♂️

[Zoë @zoefreww]

It’s so cold that my carmex is struggling to get out the tube

[Zoë @zoefreww]

My love for broccoli is unmatched

[Zoë @zoefreww]

Leaving work with the leftover pastries does make me feel like I’m living my french bakery dreams

[Learn by Design @bydesigngroup]

Wish you had the confidence and skills to be able to find a job? #FindYourFit

[Zoë @zoefreww]

@chlo3harding Joel yeah?

[cate in the kitchen x @catekitchen]

I have something to say about the garlic press. It’s inefficient, wasteful and a ballache to clean up. Creates more mess and trouble than it saves under the guise of being quicker and easier. It’s duplicitous and it’s been getting away with it for too long.

[Zoë @zoefreww]

Primary school was actually such a motive

[Zoë @zoefreww]

Ben and jerrys like how is ice cream £5!?

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

What's an item you ONLY buy when it's on offer? For me it's pringles, I'm not paying a penny more than £1.25

[𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀ᥫ᭡. @ericaama_]

If people think £700 is cheap & affordable for 1 night of hotel then chai I must be BROKE🤣🤣🤣

[Chloe Burrows @ChloeBurrows]

This doors or wheels is ruining my day wtf is the answer !!

[Zoë @zoefreww]

@megwarren_ Are you high?

[Zoë @zoefreww]

What is it with glasses and everyone wanting to try them on? If I got a new t-shirt we wouldn’t be passing it round the room.

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Being told you smell nice is a top tier compliment

[em @emxlyyyy_xo]

no we’re not

[Steffan Alun @StAlun]

I would like to see a celebrity fake their own death and then 3 years later do Masked Singer.