Zoe Jones

[Zoe Jones @zoegjones]

less of me
more of Him

[Ayush @pennewisee]

Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

"There isn't anyone you couldn't learn to love once you've heard their story"

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

instead of texting “on my way” I’m just going to start sending these

[z @zziak22]

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

i pretend i’m ok but i’m really just thinking of this post

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

instead of “I’m single” I suggest saying “many have sought my love and all have failed the test,” it’s much more dramatic and your family will never dare question your life choices again.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

hate that my mask covers my nose ring, now how will people know i have a personality?

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like a compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

Abe Lincoln once said, if you're a racist, I will attack you with the North. These are the principles I carry with me into the workplace.

[Charyse 💜⁷|| is seeing BTS! ⊙⊝⊜ @c_diazepine]

"It's a pandemic, baby" I whisper to myself as I hit 'purchase' to saturate my serotonin and dopamine receptors

[Hamza @oihamza]

me advocating me advocating
for myself for others

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

nobody:

dudes in the military:

[trish @ultragloss]

taylor lautner did sharkboy and lavagirl and then he did the twilight saga and then he dropped off the face of the earth because he knew that he had already starred in the two most important and groundbreaking films in cinematic history

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

me today vs me tonight at midnight

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

all i know is small top big pant chunky shoe leave me alone

[Zach L. Wilson @ThatZachWilson]

"Well son, it was July of 2020 that we really just gave up."