Zoe Jacobs

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Why More, Not Fewer, People Might Start Getting Health Insurance Through Work http://t.co/sCkciXG3dh

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Some states are relying more on prison crews to help fight wildfires http://t.co/0o7hL22eSh

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Obama Announces Start Of Annual D.C. Spooktacular http://t.co/SLur9O3eyb

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached http://t.co/XUY1oIFSPO

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Coming Soon? An Occupy Wall Street Debit Card http://t.co/G7D0fy1EUQ

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Alumni of some prestigious colleges may be shocked by how their schools rank in income earned by graduates http://t.co/XGsU1ILmO9

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

This definitely needs a caption.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Terrified Johnny Depp Unable To Remove Tonto Makeup http://t.co/O1vpWdNWWx

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

DNA tests confirm skeleton found in Leicester car park belongs to #RichardIII, last English king to be killed in battle http://t.co/jdgKZLYA

[The Onion @TheOnion]

North Korea Celebrates As Kim Jong-Un Becomes First Man To Walk On Moon http://t.co/TN6Fd8BK

[PedalPoweredTalkShow @PedalTalkShow]

We're ignoring these tweets till Fred & Carrie come on our show. RT @ifcportlandia 2 days 'til new #Portlandia!

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

"Instead of being militant, a new strategy is to... sell organic apples." On the right-wing organic farmers of Germany http://t.co/d4stPfpy

[Zoe Jacobs @zoejacobs2]

At the airport. Going on 6 hours...

[Eddie Izzard @eddieizzard]

Still some tix left for this Sunday's show at Pomona College in the Inland Empire, CA
http://t.co/NamwXrWW -- THE BEEKEEPERS

[Students for Obama @Students4Obama]

.@headandtheheart tell us why it’s so important for young people to vote in this election. RT so your friends know. http://t.co/2VZpMc6z

[Zoe Jacobs @zoejacobs2]

@jimmyfallon zombie run! Zombies chase you and you have to sprint away. Best, most terrifying workout ever.

[Zoe Jacobs @zoejacobs2]

Bitch #tnyquestion

[Zoe Jacobs @zoejacobs2]

@TheEllenShow just tell the koi to be more coy

[Zoe Jacobs @zoejacobs2]

@lbake11 three up two across

[Zoe Jacobs @zoejacobs2]

Looking for new clients!