Zoe Kay

Oxford PhD. Civil Servant. (Psuedo) Londoner. (Actual) Northerner. Mum to two tiny humans.

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@KatieFellows1 @SPC_Oxford @KelloggOx @UniofOxford Ooh interesting! I didn’t think you could matriculate twice! Hope you had fun!!

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@DaniKel46429674 @RachCarrell Yes happy to do this!

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@RCWerd Argh stay safe please 🤞

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@TinyWriterLaura Happy birthday, Laura!! xxx

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@lioness1992 Thanks, love!

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

So the sun is actually shining and it's going to be TWENTY TWO degrees on Friday while I waft around in a wedding dress. In other news I cried over my chicken baguette this lunchtime because it's my last premarital baguette from our fav bakery and I am too excited and need help.

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@AlexanderFoxEtc Happy Birthday, Fox! What a day, eh?!

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

At a Drs appointment today making small talk. She asked what I did for work so I told her. Then I asked her what she did because I haven’t socialised properly in a year and shouldn’t be allowed out.

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

Just ordered 320 candles for upcoming matrimony. YOLO.

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@RachCarrell I sent Harry to school dressed as a dinosaur yesterday. Thought I was so clever as his fave book is 'Harry and the Dinosaurs'.

Except, WBD is today... 🙄

I also got my food shop at 7am as opposed to 7pm (despite the website using the 24hr clock).

So, yeah, going well.

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@RCWerd Haha- it seems not!

Trying to keep perspective but feeling just a wee bit peeved at this point...!!!

[Our Rach @our_rach]

Good evening to everyone who puts the oven at 200 no matter what. You’re my sort of people.

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

I mean, is she LEGIT teaching her daughter to mop?!?!

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

Also #Boris: the 1920s called- they want their ad back.

#WHEREARETHEMENMOPPINGANDEDUCATING

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

5 year old child: 'I want to be a Doctor when I grow up'
Also 5 year old child watching the news: 'I can't even LOOK at people having injections'

Don't want to be a dream crusher or anything....

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@DaisyBard Happy Birthday, Daisy!!!

[Zoe Kay @zoekayh]

@CWallop My partner has become an advocate for shared parental leave at a big 4 company in London that doesn’t offer it currently. Fought to publish a blog post about it on their intranet- even though he was warned by higher ups that it was ‘controversial’ 🙄

[Dave Haslam @Mr_Dave_Haslam]

Almost physically sick at the sight of this guy in a "Camp Auschwitz" sweatshirt. Today he is walking free, after entering the Capitol to overturn a democratic vote, being allowed to leave without sanction or arrest, and being told "We love you" by the President...

[Kristian Johnson @kristianj23]

No matter how mad things get in the UK, tonight is a scary reminder that the US is just batshit crazy.