zoe🦴🦴

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

@georgebushpriv Ur mind is powerful

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

what do i do if im not feeling my oats today

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

rn my only reason for living is the ups man at my work who leaves little ghirardelli chocolate squares every time he delivers a package. but he doesn’t even think about me

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

just because i wear a name tag at work doesn’t mean u can just intrude into my life and call me by my name. that shit is scary

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

the atmosphere at my job creates a special kind of audio muffler where i literally mishear everything customers say to me

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

today my creative juices were flowing at work and i wore my name tag as a hair clip but everyone laughed at me

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

my arch nemesis in this lifetime is mold

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

something about doing the nyt sunday crossword with your family that conjures deep-rooted generational resentment from your brother and mom and also dyslexic habits..that feed into aforementioned resentment. today’s crossword was mario themed and “zuigi” was spoken

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

they call me a girl prone to crumbs, i say let them

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

u don’t need ice cream if u just have a good honeycrisp apple and a song in your heart

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

the waitress gave me my strawberry milkshake and instead of saying thanks as one does i panicked and said strawberry which she then smiled graciously, shook my hand, and bowed so she probably misheard me. true story and not a figment of my imagination

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

guys i made a discovery (second is winona ryder)

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

i don’t get it bc it’s like ur either gonna be working at a desk or at a lab

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

can u really a blame a girl for having web games open instead of her essay

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

all adventurous women do.

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

tim ratliff be like:

#TheWhiteLotus

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

guys i made a discovery

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

just saw a shakespeare play… wish i could log it on letterboxd

[zoe🦴🦴 @zoekbeck]

@thegodliestwife live tweeting rules

[noe @noefinee]

hopscotch is so fun no one talks about that