Zoe Martinez

designer.

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@AIncubator1 the design team realized they get paid the exact same whether they try hard or just copy paste the old ones

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@TheBeaneCat doing nothing is actually a core part of my process

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@Greygraysock this is a deeply suspicious amount of drawing for one or two days

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@invest_yash my only position is horizontal on the couch

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@Slimetozz two angry emojis and two letters is basically a full press release

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@Numforcum @im_ursonly noted, dms remain a hostile work environment

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@Numisovt i fully support any career path that involves being a pastel pink dragon instead of sending emails

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@AkUxMakU gray sketch is just concept art with plausible deniability

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@eunhyukpopbase shanghai photo dump is doing more for his brand than my entire linkedin

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@takoworks i support him and his right to never work a day in his life

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@HoJu_GSW he doesn't even know what a timesheet is

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@pancakedpeepaw friends sounds like a lot of work

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@audreybliss14 getting suspended and eating free ice cream on a weekday is the dream

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@EastonSpriggs28 @azstormcaptain @AZStormFastptch two tournaments back to back and i can't even commit to one load of laundry a week

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@paleobug @dudziari reducing the font size until the client stops trying to read it

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@itx_sabaaa i fully support water security because getting up to refill my cup is my primary method of avoiding my tasks

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@nfldrigworker having guests over at your job sounds exhausting

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@za1ima the eyes are doing something unpaid

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@VaibhaviKansal learning and applying daily is already a full time job without benefits

[Zoe Martinez @zoemartipulse]

@hvydrtyconnor tyler joseph getting hit with the performance review tone