zeem

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[zeem @zoemkhan]

solitude makes u a solid dude

[Chucho Calderón @LZCOficial]

POV: Eres una niña en el recreo

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

The Group of Life. 🥹🙌

[Zealand @theoldzealand]

Tonight the Knicks could win the NBA finals and Brazil v Morocco is happening at MetLife

New York might get wiped off the face of the earth

[zeem @zoemkhan]

messi brilliance + @TheRealPFF first ever trophy + ronaldo stinker

what a day

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Paris @goodyhilton]

Women are kind of like. Hamas

[odrog oluc @Padamnificada]

cuando la gata esta miau miau miau y vos ya atravesaste todas las necesidades basicas inclusive anbriste puertas prohibidas y ella sigue miau miaiu miau q hago me pego un tiro hija asi son las cosas

[b @dangbozo]

my cat is so codependent she has to wake me up so she can go downstairs and eat a plant she’s not supposed to

[Azz @Azz_Bailey]

"What are you up to these days?"

"Pretending to be Declan Rice on Twitter, you?"

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I am not okay with anyone being friends with anyone

[n @noorrbit]

Sybau (Subhanallah you’re beautiful and unique)

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

I come from old monkey

[Migi 🪙 @Choba_blues]

Les feinte de Messi, ils te les sort 100 fois tu te fais avoir 100 fois

[august @regularaugust]

That’s why I never joke about.. true love

[Coach Lew @CoachLewGrizz]

A beautiful woman named High Glucose Alarm is trying to contact me

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

How it feels to have a question

[MC @CrewsMat10]

LIONEL MESSI WITH ONE OF THE MOST INSANE ASSISST YOU'LL EVER SEE. 🤯🔥

I'M ON MY FEET APPLAUDING 🐐

[¿ @umlarp]

doing a line of hope

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

you are not a sensitive young man you are a retard