Vaseline B*tch

This too shall pass...

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

One day I will be wealthy...
Hallelujah!

I will have a proper husband...
Hallelujah!!

I will have beautiful, intelligent kids..
Hallelujah!!!

Just wait and see...

{God is just teaching me how to be humble for day of my anointing}

AMEN BAZALWANE

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

Tough day today, when do we get to the good part?

Does it come...
Will it come...
It's probably passed, nah

It was never real...

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

New moms look what I found... In Bulawayo

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

@a_kahachi Zim fan here are you releasing it world wide and in English?? I originally thought this would be a manhwa but either way would love to purchase a copy of the book .

[Wode Maya ® @wode_maya]

The entire continent seems to have become Afro-Mexican.😂Kindly write your comment in Spanish……..

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

Dear Africans , is it true that if your avocado tree dies then you (the planter of the tree) will die as well shortly after???
My seed has sprouted and now I am waiting for the roots to grow. But my family wants me to get rid of it immediately. Apparently I'm provoking death.

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

To this day I haven't finished #thewalkingdead because of Glenn's death. It broke me in ways I can never express, his death was it for me . I still have no idea how it all ended and it's been years....

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

Did you know in 1st world countries like USA and UK ,the average family doesn't have full time help (maids)...
My middle class Zimbabwean cousin, with a straight face said "so where are they going? Clean up after myself EVERYDAY! " .

Lastly she said "it's giving poverty"
Oh kids

[A ♡ @philoiseversion]

Omg finally hyacinth’s season is so good

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

@Crispy @KDTrey5 I thought you should see this... Funny yes

[iHeartRadio @iHeartRadio]

BREAKING: Liam Payne has died at the age of 31 after reportedly falling from a balcony in Argentina. We are extremely shocked and heartbroken to hear this news. Sending our love to his family, friends and fans around the world. 💔

[The PiChani™ @ThePiChani]

What a gorgeous look! Thank you for gracing us. #ThePiChani

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

@ThePiChani exceeded my expectations. Planned to perfection well catered and connected me with people I would have never just met on the streets.
I was honoured to be invited and hope more event curators look at Pichani and aspire to reach their levels...

#thepichani 2024

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

Celia once said ~ do you think people feel it when you include them in a prayer...

I honestly wonder

[selo @selosversion]

nobody wants this is fleabag for mentally stable people

#NobodyWantsThis

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

How many people in music & entertainment knew about this?

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 𝐿𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒾𝑒 🌈💜 @SarahDaisy_5]

RIP to the legendary #DameMaggieSmith 🤍🕊️

[Vaseline B*tch @zoemzo]

Like I'm watching it again tonight...

[Netflix @netflix]

Kristen Bell and Adam Brody's rom-com series Nobody Wants This premieres in 12 HOURS!

[SwantjeS @Swantjeki]

Yep, I still have a crush on Adam Brody.
#netflix #NobodyWantsThis