Zoë Black

art director. fry lover. dog person. this is probably the darkest timeline.

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

straight men were low-key right to yell “let’s gooooo” when something cool happens in sports. like what else is there to say? let’s literally go…. period

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

people are constantly tell me i “walk sooo fast” is it illegal to be a girl with powerful legs and a sense of urgency in this life

[james @jms_tny]

it’s 90 degrees with high humidity… if you talk about AI i’ll kill myself in front of u

[✩࿐ @time222smoke]

being coworkers is such an intimate bond lowkey like we both have to deal with these man-made horrors beyond comprehension on a daily basis we kinda locked tf in

[rev @revpooch]

when a weird guy is hot it’s rlly cool but when a hot guy is weird it’s seriously so scary

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

me when there’s a crack in everything: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.

me when that’s how the light gets in: haha fuck yeah!! yes!

[𝔰𝔞𝔨𝔦 𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔢 @SAKIR0SE]

work emails are turn-based combat

[sophie @netcapgirl]

another day of providing shareholder value

[c @euphoriccazzie]

this is literally what my brain looks like

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

do you guys think my suffering will end tomorrow or no

[Zoë Black @zoeneckar]

tell me his exact words!

[cowboy postbop @cowboy_postbop]

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

[Zoë Black @zoeneckar]

@whoweekly Same energy

[Zoë Black @zoeneckar]

@_ArianaRomero We know what we like 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Zoë Black @zoeneckar]

@_ArianaRomero The blonde really gassed him up, he literally showed up with new hair and a new ready-to-fight personality lol 💁🏼

[michael brown @boyinquestion]

Nicole Richie really is the voice of a generation.