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[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

Snow White trying to remember all of the seven dwarfs names

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

nobody has seen u at your ugliest like your roomates bf who’s name is not even on the lease

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

I used to accidentally repeat stories to my friends a lot but now I just say “I think I’ve already told you this” and say it again anyway

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

“i couldn’t get into it” - me about a show i didn’t pay any attention to bc i was on my phone the whole time

[zoë @zoenfluet]

You’re telling me this isn’t Nathan Scott’s son Jamie from One Tree Hill

[Gatorade @Gatorade]

5X All-Pro @JJwatt tells us why ‘Giving’ is his favorite G word and how it can impact the next generation. Which G word is your favorite?

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

why does spotify talk like this?

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

Finsta has been neutralized

[dev🕯 @oatmilf666]

was i ok on the 2nd of august

[TOGAR @paramountchief_]

A billionaire paid $750 in taxes 😂😂😂 but I’m supposed to be mad at someone that is unemployed getting $600 a week during a pandemic

[Derenic Byrd @DerenicByrd]

All of these men had aspirations to become police officers. Think about that.....

[Jo @junker_jo]

This is what regular kindergarten looks like too only difference is parents didn’t have to look at it

[ً ً @cremijeur]

guys with onlyfans??? this is why i never wanna have a son

[zoë @zoenfluet]

why do old people put their email address in their email signature....like no shit that’s your address you just emailed me from it, William.