Zoë

Writer. Singer. Talent Manager. Part-time Model. Two of these are not true.

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

what the H E double hockey fuck

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[ana dumas @akapoulainne]

hola. aquí pediatra neonatóloga. los bebés dicen “mamá” y “papá” en vez de “di mamá” o “di papá” porque son agentes secretos del mossad

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@jnkfolklore They literally have never done anything wrong

[Caleb_Xo @AnosikeDar32896]

@_iamhabeeb Moms have a special talent for pressing the exact button you forgot existed 😭😂

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@lmitzydayo Because even Itzy are Ryejists.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

100-200 years ago, people ate organic unprocessed food and didn't have vaccines and lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@heterozini This should not have made me laugh the way it did, nor should I have immediately clocked who you were talking about.

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@shinjinnies Nothing even happened yet and she gay panicked into the stratosphere

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@lizaboth Pin this, this is gonna be huge in a few years.

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@SwordsSlippers Ummm????? This is all that I needed??????

[Ukeme @uktherulaa]

when somebody asks me to do something I’m already doing.

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@nbdylikeryu @chaerbini You have done the lord’s work.

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@artfuIchaos @eineke_

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

This ate my ass right UP

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@BizzydeGOAT @dfwtee_ The mind is rainbows and butterflies and the digestive track is like rainbow road on 200cc.

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@datoncefromthad I was about to say that I saw a great quote earlier that said, “heat is heat, no matter where it comes from,” only to realize I was literally about to quote YOU TO YOU.

Anyway, great quote and I completely agree.

[Zoë @Zoeplease]

@heemeeraa If that’s how the character speaks… then???