zoseph

putting my foot in my mouth one day at a time • RN

[Souf Oaklin fo' Life @Souf_Oaklin]

Breaking! Groceria Merante buys Giant Eagle for $1.65 billion.
https://t.co/aYPck0r5Lt

[Jared 🗿🇵🇸 @b1g_damage]

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before

[Basil 🌱 @Basil_Mage]

For @ShepGoesBlep

[Rotten @whokillednani]

YALL WHY I JUST GOT IN THIS UBER AND MY PHONE AUTO CONNECTED TO HER BLUETOOTH

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Fantastic what

[predictable girl @lov3ony0u]

do u wanna touch knees later while we’re sitting down and pretend to ignore the fact that we’re touching knees

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

gf slept like 13 hours last night and now she’s taking a 4:30 nap? women are so mysterious . Or maybe she has a disease

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

i thought labubu was the new word for a lobotomy

[zoseph @zoereitz]

@fruitcollectors I have it for one cat who loves it!! When I had two cats only one of them used it I suspect because of territorial/scent issues

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

me driving:

[graypes @bintcrubbs]

me after 4lbs of tiramisu

[ray ✨ @mascarayde]

well!

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly