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all i want to do is take naps. she/her

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i say this with all the love in my heart for my close personal friend noah kahan but can someone please tell him about traction alopecia, much love from your friend in the nosebleeds at wrigley

[marian a @hushyourcryin]

look at my doctors dawg i’m gonna LIVE

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

The ones that get it, get it 🤝

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american vandal renaissance WHEN

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does benedict cumberbatch know the absolute hell he’s put me through every day of my life trying to plug my phone in at night? does he Know

[EJ Chong @ejknoodles]

happy international women’s day to the omnipotent nebulous “girl” deity we refer to when we say “girl help”

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the green m&m showing up to the unemployment office tomorrow

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“dunkin makes good coffee” shut up dunkin makes good choose your own adventures where you never get what you ask for and have to live with it

[ℙ𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪 𝕃𝕒𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝔼𝕤𝕢🦚 @petttylabelle]

@Tampax *spits drink* King Charles has 24 hours to respond.

[charlie t @rhymeswithvocal]

born to vibe. forced to grind

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the iraqi shoe of our time

[orca whale psychologist @wcgroovy]

Beer flies at Ted Cruz during Astros World Series Parade

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when taylor swift says. give me back my girlhood it was mine first. no survivors.

[weepy ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ @cinnanamiroll]

me listening to dear reader

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i worked my ass off for that 5 this is my superbowl

[Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze]

Taylor Swift is for the girlies who got a 4 on the AP Lit exam and work in marketing now.

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when is joe biden going to make a statement on midnights? i didn’t vote for him to be silent about the things that matter

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

this one repeat for a long, long time

#TSmidnighTS