a scorpio moon will be like "tough shit, get over it" when you're talking about your ex... and then cry in a corner of their room for three hours, over a disgruntled clerk at the grocery store, that had a subtle tone shift of annoyance when ringing them up.
female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade