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workin in games ❤️‍🔥 @ana_lysis 🌈 unblocked by the official corn nuts twitter ✨ streamer @

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

I'm deleting this stupid app, everyone's tweets just drive me crazy. It's ragebait city central out here. Follow me on Instagram, same username

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

@ouatcsship11 @AkilahObviously people are being unnecessarily mean to you lol. anyway, I looked it up because I had the same thought and writing ended sometime in 2023 or 2024, which would mean it's very possible that at least some of the writing is AI Generated (which does make sense, this season is SO corny)

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings:

GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed -

GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow.

GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom.

BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot.

GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.*

GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But -

ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code.

GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code -

LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion.

GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code -

ELROND: - destroy Sauron.

BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor.

LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough -

GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it -

ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith.

GANDALF: - and then -

LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns*

BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work.

FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

[Vince Mancini @VinceMancini]

How a society should function

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

@tmsilverman I thought skateboarders were supposed to be cool but you're just another loser 😭

[Cher @cher]

ipad freezing up! Maybe it’s overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can’t really Blame it, “SNAP OUT OF IT”

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

Elphaba Thropp, you think Oz hates you cuz youre green?? Wait til you roll up to middle America girl 😭

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

Thanked my Samsung support chat rep and he said "that made me smile!" Brooo quit flirtingggg

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

so you can now create your own Wordle puzzles but I have to know, what is the point if there's still a designated word list

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

@samreich Does he even host a game show???

[boopy @boopsverse]

his name is sherman 😭😭

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Laura Dern dropped out of college because UCLA would not allow her to take a leave of absence to film "Blue Velvet."

She gave David Lynch's script to the head of the film department in order to convince him, but he fired back at her: “First of all, if you make this choice, you are no longer welcome at UCLA. You’ll be out. But secondly, having read this script, that you would give up your college education for this is insane.”

Dern says that "today, if you want to get a masters in film at that school, when you write a thesis there are three movies you are required to study. And you know what one of them is? Pisses me off."

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

dude Microsoft popped off with outlook in terms of ingenuity. Last Tuesday I sent myself a document and it only arrived in my inbox just now

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

yo @elonmusk why was this robotaxi SPEEDING on Burnet Rd here in ATX?

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

@BreetonBoi @mongkuo is this real

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

mrbeast more like mrbreast?

[zozo 🍄 @zoeterhune]

"thinking-based" shut up

[mina ⋆˚࿔ @yurisetto]

they shouldve lezzed out