Zoë

He had an ego the size of a lake, but a heart to match it

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

"Straight people never make their sexuality their entire personality"
THEY DO. THEY LITERALLY DO IT EVERYDAY.
ITS THE REASON WHY I HAVE TO SEE SO MANY STUPID TAKES ON MY TL ABOUT PAYING FOR DATES, IF WIPING THEIR ASS OR DRINKING WATER IS OK AS A STRAIGHT MAN

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

AI. IS. ACTIVELY. KILLING. THE. PLANET. AND. CHATGPT. IS. MAKING. YOU. STUPID.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: Do you ever just get this feeling that it's all wrong ?? Cement and traffic and malls and smart phones and high heels and fluorescent lights and food in plastic and living stacked on top of each other and debt and guns and kinda just anything that's not a stream and a field and trees and fresh produce and quiet and slow and real community ?? Does it ever just hit you deep in your gut that we've messed it all up and it's wrong ??

[lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

being single is great until a romantic movie reminds me maybe i do want someone to buy me flowers and look at me with those pathetic yearning eyes

[💿📼EvilFemboyCrow📼💿 @EFemboycel]

I wish I could use "because it makes me wanna kill myself" as a valid reason for not wanting to do something but people find that uncomfortable

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the worst thing about being a romance reader is closing the book and realizing no one in real life is ever going to love you like that.

[Rose @MisuRose]

Tenho certeza absoluta que se Jogos Vorazes fosse escrito por um homem nos dias atuais, o livro terminaria com a Katniss se sacrificando e com o Peeta derrotando Snow e a Coin

[george @stydinskl]

they don’t make ships like them anymore

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

me at 1am realizing i overshared with a gossipy person

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[Rosanna Pansino @RosannaPansino]

Now you know why I wont "shut up" about these losers.

Jake & Logan Paul, MrBeast, Keemstar... they're all in the same group.

I'm going to have to become a politician to stop these clowns, aren't I?

[Mads @europemaxxed]

>February felt like two days
>May is probably gonna be tomorrow
>Which means it's almost summer
>Which means soon it will be 2027
>Which means soon I'm gonna be 80 and dead

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me trying to figure out if I should be getting ready for WW3, another pandemic, the AI takeover, economic collapse or all of the above

[Zoë @zoevdk]

@BasharInshasi .

[Jaymo ✧* @Jayyakamii]

new political strategy just dropped

[Maryam @hell_line0]

my friend found out her boyfriend of three years was cheating on her she went through his phone, took pictures of every interaction he had with another girl, printed them out, wrote down where she had been at every instance and what lies he had told her about where he would be, and put them in a folder. when she confronted him and he denied everything she pulled out this big ass folder and just said "lets review" and Honestly, that is the most iconic thing anyone has ever done.😭😭

[chloe @chloesarcher]

whenever it’s 11:11 they have to hide the clocks from mike wheeler