zoe

mostly jokes but sometimes not

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

please help me @Twitter i need access to the Egorithm to let everybody know i made the perfect pancake today

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

@BBCWorld hey @kfc is rampant antisemitism one of your eleven herbs and spices?

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

@DrNadiaChaudhri Nadia, you are a beautiful person. Your little boy will have what you’ve given him for his whole life. Sending you love and care.

[Aaron C. Davis @byaaroncdavis]

BREAKING: A source tells me The Defense Department has just denied a request by DC officials to deploy the National Guard to the US Capitol.

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

. @nytimes @NPR let's please finally dispense with the editorial handwringing and call this what it is: terrorism.

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

Also, let's be 100% clear: the difference in police response between Summer 2020 and this moment is everything.

[Martin Luther King III @OfficialMLK3]

Nate Woods, a black man in Alabama, is set to be executed in just a few days despite all the information suggesting he was wrongfully convicted. I cannot allow such an injustice to occur in my homestate. @GovernorKayIvey, I urge you to grant Nate a reprieve now.

Please Retweet.

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

I must say that I’m very surprised @ewarren isn’t performing better, and that’s even before these debate performances. I’m really trying to not let it come down to sexism, but at a certain point trying is denying.

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

ok wow @AsteadWesley in the nyt debate live chat is my new favorite meme account

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

u guys it is real they paid me for my dumb memes

[Study Hall @studyhallxyz]

SH is proud to announce a new initiative: the Negative Bloomberg Meme Microgrant!

1) Make and post an original meme about Michael Bloomberg's history of racism, islamophobia, sexism, etc.
2) Tag Study Hall
3) We venmo you $5
4) everyone enjoys the meme!

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

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[zoe @zoewoofdog]

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[zoe @zoewoofdog]

@xfinity just got an email that someone logged into my account and now yr site is crashing and i can't change my password. any help?

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

@typewolf hey! i purchased the free font guide two years ago and have never received an update. how do i access those..? thank you!

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

@gmail no matter what i do, my @squarespace orders go directly to my trash. i've set filters, rescued them from the trash multiple times, and assured they're marked as inbox in my only connected app, @Unrollme. please help!

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

@DTWeetin could the severe weather on wednesday mean flight cancellations? i just want to come home!

[zoe @zoewoofdog]

the pun is mightier than the sword