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[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

Phenomenal 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 @JKCorden #GavinAndStacey

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

2 x FREE tickets for The Girls Bathroom in Nottingham tonight. Don’t want them to go to waste 🩷 DM me x

[Stewy @BankOfAmerica99]

Being told you can't afford a mortgage for £700 a month when you're paying £1200 a month for rent for the same house

[cants @cantseyy]

When you order a pillow on temu

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

Petition to make Red Leicester mini cheddars available in a share* bag

*to eat myself

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

I’m sorry but @thegelbottleinc have lost their actual minds. First the price rise scandal, now they’re selling plastic display shelves for over £200 each 🤯 this photo from their story has over £1300 worth of plastic shelves WITHOUT adding in the price of the gel bottles 😳

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

🥺🫶

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

@ONEM0RESHOT I say good luck to them, I use Temu cos I’m fucking skint 24/7 😭😂

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

I honestly don’t know where I’d be without my Trev. We don’t deserve dogs 😭❤️

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

@BBCRadio1PR @BBCR1 @MattEdmondson @MollieKing The best announcement radio 1 could’ve come out with. Scott & Chris left big shoes to fill and Deab & Vicky just aren’t the right fit.

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

@ladbible @GhostHunsPod To clarify - because suzie says it all the damn time, not because I want @GhostHunsPod to go in the bin. Definitely not. 😂😂😂

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

@ladbible Every time I hear this saying I think of you guys, mainly suzie 🤣 @GhostHunsPod

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

Becoming a grown up is realising Pepsi Max is 10000x better than Coke Zero

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

@thoughtsofnerd_ If they’re fault you have the right to return them regardless of whether you have the receipt or tags attached x

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

End scene, that’s surely gotta be Kieron’s mum cos of that headscarf?#TopBoy

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

I’m so broody and I’m not sure whether I’m broody for a baby or another puppy 🥹

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

@Wealth_Pill @TeenagerBook Taxreturn! 😂🤣

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

@NoContextHumans Signs. The alien at the kids birthday party 😭

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

@annabel_palmerx How much please? ☺️

[Zoë @zoexpatchett]

@DeanoMck Are these still available please?