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[cam ☾☼ @gato_suguru]

I can’t believe it’s almost the end of august. just as noah kahan predicted

[Brando 🐞 @homesickbrando]

The CEO of the unhappy factory:

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

I feel like Trader Joe’s on a Saturday at noon is equivalent to getting deployed to Vietnam in the 60s

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

sometimes the big dog (me) need a pup cup (sweet treat)

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

not when ‘everyday’ exists

[the meji @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[🫧 @faveromance]

he put crack in this song https://t.co/ndpMbSx4S6

[⭐️🎀🌱 @watermeIonsvgar]

suddenly going into work isn’t so bad knowing it’s for harry styles tour funds

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

attention seekers be like yes my birthday is in september

[Bunny @babybunnyrry]

"Jeremiah or Conrad?" harry styles.

[celeste 🥨 @ltvinylsouls]

“we had some good times, didn’t we?”

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

🫶🥰🥰

[P @parisCo_]

Tried shutting up, don’t think it’s for me unfortunately

[Nebraska Volleyball @HuskerVB]

What a ride it's been.

Thank you and farewell, @jcook2.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Minute one: Experiencing severe and debilitating withdrawals

[Loky @lokymann]

Mary not even 10cm dilated yet girl RELAX

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

instead of being able to object at weddings we should be able to object at nursing school graduations

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Noah Kahan covering ‘Fine Line’ by Harry Styles at his show tonight!