@Rapscallion_Art Here's how you pit trap.
Dig hole, lay out an obvious rug over it.
While the party member is making sarcastic remarks, jump out from behind the tree and hit them in the head with your club.
@maplethecoolcat@Rapscallion_Art I think if there was a potion tat could turn you into the idealized version of the gender you where attracted too...yeah most of us would wanna give it a go.