Zoë Cath

Sleazy New York Democrat

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

I never tweet anymore but I wanna yell into the void— HOW is Huda Beauty still selling makeup & making money, as if she DIDN’T spew hateful antisemitic stereotypes a few months ago??? Do we not cancel antisemites?! I’m disappointed in society…

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

@TheAcademyIs THANK YOU for bringing me back to my happy place — seeing you guys play again after so many years (& hearing you play old Cobra Starship 😭) is something I’ll never forget!!

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

https://t.co/wkU2PRRTPu

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

https://t.co/a6pfN4zlE0

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

@AbigailElmore This is super late but I believe it was the verse she has in “Bottoms Up” 🤣

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

Today I rapped a whole Nicki Minaj verse with a student and it was the highlight of my day

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

@emkatesm What? I’m confused

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

My kids came at me with water guns after school today sooo you better believe I’m showing up tomorrow with a super soaker 🔫 😈 #payback

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

IM TWISTED CUZ ONE SIDE OF ME’S TELLIN ME THAT I NEED TO MOVE ON—
ON THE OTHER SIDE I—
WANNA BREEEEEAK DOWN AND CRYYYY
🎼🎧 #FlashbackFriday #nostalgia

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

PLOT TWIST:
After my insane morning, I got a signed card and a snickers bar from a bunch of my fave students because I was out sick for 3 days this week!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰😊

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

In a span of 3 minutes this morning, I:

1. Spilled seltzer all over me.
2. Lost my vape,
3. Lost ALL of my headphones (somehow?!)

Happy Friday, y’all! 😂

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

ABBA is such a gift to the world

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

“Hey guys check out that snow!!”
~no response from a single kid~
“That’s fine I’ll just talk to myself over here”

*has an actual complete conversation with herself*

~still no response from students~

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

Today I asked a student what 62-44 was and one second later he said “18.”
No calculator.
No counting on his fingers.

Who is this wizard

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

@ballerina2193 @UL @ResearchArtsUL @mlal_ul @maria_reiderie @jconama_bosco66 @IrishResearch ROBYN YOU BADASS!!!!!!!!!! Congrats 😍

[Robyn Alice Cunneen @ballerina2193]

Hi everyone, happy #InternationalWeekofDeafPeople and happy #ISLAwarenessWeek! I feel lucky to have learned and used #ISL growing up and my PhD topic is also linked to ISL. I hope you enjoy the week and do check out all of the different events on the @IrishDeafSoc website!

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

@ballerina2193 I love you

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

“Miss Cardinal, what are your pronouns?”
“She/her”
“Oh…then can I ask what your sexual orientation is”
“Umm sure but why?”
“People are saying you’re a lesbian bc of your haircut”
………..
High schoolers, am I right??

[Zoë Cath @Zoho2012]

@alyssa28760 @Cardinals @UncleCharlie50 I LOVE HER