Zoie

🦄If you need me I’ll be at the Pink Pony Club 🦄 “Everyone thinks they’re so, way too cool to do this! YOU’RE NOT FUUUUUUUUN!!! Be fun and try!” 🤪

[miri 🍂 @aamimiri]

I do not "have a study method", I do not do "study plans". I sit down and read, and if I don't remember what I read, I KILL MYSELF

[Zoie @zoie_danielle]

@wolfleather_art @AMAZlNGNATURE They definitely play like a Mal but look more GS. My mostly black Mal has shorter fur and a defined nose ridge that help mark her as a Mal, but we did a DNA test just to be sure

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[frankie @frankieats]

finally completed a very important task i’ve been avoiding for several months. it took 8 minutes and zero effort on my part and i felt immediate and immense relief. i probably won’t learn from this

[Zac ~ VANCOUVER N3✨ @alltoozac]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[julia @FOAM1NG]

if i was a bunny. i would thump my foot really hard

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Today I learned that the oldest living land animal in the world is a gay male tortoise named Jonathan. he is 192 years old, pictured with his longtime mate Fredrick

Happy pride month to the gay turtles 🏳️‍🌈

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“you think you all that and a bag of chips, huh?”

me:

[Ginang Bang @Ginang_Bang]

It’s April 1 here in the PH

[vine🎀.. @vinetheedoll]

sometimes you gotta look at yo mama text & keep goin on bout yo day

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Dad’s keyboard

[Jhay @jhayusb]

if my wife needed an orange peeled i'd simply find a way to grow oranges without a peel for her thats just me tho

[Princess @themultiplemom]

I took the day off yesterday and 4yos are interrogating me.

“Where were you”

“Why you leave us here”

“Don’t do it again”

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Ur not an it girl unless someones mom had one-sided beef with u in middle school

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

With friendships I have what I like to call “outdoor cat attachment style.” Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I’m dead or alive but don’t worry I still love u I will not forget u