snoopruto

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[snoopruto @zojasauce]

New side quest: I tried out for a universities cheerleading team for a school I dont go to and I made the team 😆

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Just moved into my new place, ive never lived alone and im kind of scared to be here without roomates 🙃 I might go sleep in my car instead? Or outside in the bushes?

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Oh ya, I killed 23 earwigs that night before eventually turning off my phone light and going to bed praying for ignorance 😂

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

THEN i put on a light and found 3 more in my bed. And 2 next to my bed. And at this point im debating staying up all night trying to cleanse my tent of them or just turning out thr light and pretending everything is normal

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

The camp ive been at this month is crazy with earwigs. Just woke up from an amber alert and when I woke up there were 2 earwigs on my pillow next to my face

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Holy shit I just accidentally learned how to whistle so stupidly loud 😂 I cant wait to use this

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

I didnt realize that middle schoolers were writing the local news..

Maybe I should have become a news writer instead of finishing high-school instead!

https://t.co/vLu9Skn2s7

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Can I not comment on my own tweets to add a part 2? How tf does twitter work now lol

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

The camp ive been at this month is crazy with earwigs. Just woke up from an amber alert and when I woke up there were 2 earwigs on my pillow next to my face

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Alright im back on Twitter, no other social media lets me share like Twitter does 😂. And yes I refuse to call it X.

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Just found out the other day my dad asks other men after their workout how many tons they lifted 🙄

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

An old man on the streets of NY said I was cute, like a little dog.
Then proceeds to pull out his flip phone and asks if he could have a photo of me

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Omg my amazing cousin from Khazakstan just made me a playlist of sick russ beats for me to work to! Hes the best 🥰

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

*on the streets of NY*
Man 1: Bro have you ever peed in a parking lot?
Man 2: No, but when I pee it burns a lot

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Im in New York for the month, which means its time to tweet all the weird shit I see and hear everyday.

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This is a million times better then gender reveals

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

This girl requested to msg me to tell me I deserve the worst cause I reported her for bullying (which I didnt) and after clearing that up and finding out shes also hot, we cant stop msging. I love the internet 😂

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Shoutout to the poor boy who fell off of his bike after I smiled at him

[snoopruto @zojasauce]

Fuck bet365 rn lol