Zoe Jackson

English girl who decided living in Australia was a good idea.

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Paging @jumpingjehovahs

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@SarahMillican75 I LOVED your show in Melbourne tonight! Absolutely amazing, especially the M&S knickers!!!

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To the dickhead with the drone, who has disrupted me and thousands of other people, go and get a life. #gatwick

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@NaomiJackson23 @BeccaJackson2 I can't even get Kaz to answer my calls

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@jumpingjehovahs You're right, it does make you sound like a monumental twat.

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@jumpingjehovahs It is now!

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After over an hour of being called Joey I feel like it would be rude to correct her. So I'm now answering to Joey.

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The lady in the nail salon misheard me say my name on the phone and thinks my name is Joey.

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When did it become acceptable to go on Facebook on your wedding day?

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@jumpingjehovahs How are they allowed to print this??! And how is that poor excuse for a newspaper still going?

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"@Cosmopolitan: Lime-A-Ritas Do Not Look Like How You Remember https://t.co/HEz8NohcqF" @curiouslyamanda

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley pregnant in a bikini looks like me in a bikini on a good day #fatlassproblems

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@NaomiJackson23 @BeccaJackson2 one more sleep!

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@jumpingjehovahs pipe down Todd

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Whose bright idea was it to move 10,000 miles away? 36 hours to go and I can't stop crying 😢

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Nowhere near ready to get back on that plane 😢

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5 days to go!!!!

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11 DAYS TO GO UNTIL HOME TIME ✈🎄

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So yesterday was 38 degrees and today is 19 and raining?! Seriously Melbourne, seriously?

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@BeccaJackson2 remember when I said we don't tell anyone? 😂