Zoe

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

things keep happening that make me want a cigarette

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I get within ten feet of a rotisserie chicken and start acting different

[Lauren Wilford @lauren_wilford]

bowling is an undefeated casual mixed-group hang. freedom to mill, but forced breaks in conversation for your turn. opportunities to cheer on excellence in others & graciously accept one’s own failures. the general convivial vibe of a bowling alley and connection to a shared past

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

u should get to leave work early if ur hair feels greasy

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Mr krabs holds a lot of shit over spongebobs head and often times doesn’t appreciate the work sponge puts in but at the end of the day that’s his fucking brother and you can tell

[cass @luv2clomp]

when the hangout is hot dog-based

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

i think heaven is a dive bar filled with my best friends

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

the article just says it’s 7 of these btw

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

Chick fil a should run the government

[uhh @notyulie]

when i pull up to mcdonald’s before 10:30 am

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Coworker said "So I hear cottage cheese is making a comeback" and when I asked what he meant by that, he said "Just something I've been hearing" and wandered off.

[gill @contactabrother]

we need a slur for people who don’t fill up the brita

[Lit Cartoons @LitCartoons420]

Sippin mud I made it out the swamp 💜🫗

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

guys we as a species need to focus all our efforts on making a cigarette that’s good for you. we should be working on this around the clock

[pawgstar @pawgstarxo]

Maybe the most beautiful photo I’ve ever taken

[clare @sadderlizards]

type of shit i’m on lately